I Went Out By The Bay And Had A Woman Tell Me She Wanted To Put Me On Layaway

Hi Everyone!
It's Meeeeeeee Daisy.

As I promised you yesterday, here are some of my glamour
shots. Most of these were taken out by the Bay while I was
in California last week.

Here is a photo of me and my mom. I am not sure what
my mom was thinking as she looked out at the water,
but I was thinking about what kind of underwear
I was going to buy at Victoria's Secret
that evening.



"Smokin soy balls, I think I might have a coupon for Victoria's Secret!"


"In case you all were wondering, it's exactly 114 days until Christmas."


"All I Waaant for Christmaasss Is Yooou!. Well, I would also like
a pony named Bruce, a luxury dog bed that forms to my pug body
and a lifetime supply of organical dog treats."


"A pony named Bruce now!"


"Is this a directory? Can you find out where the nearest
Starbucks and McDonald's are on this thing?"


After my photos, I headed back to Vegas.



Even though I was exhausted from the trip,
my mom said she needed to stop in Casa de Fruta
for some bananas.

"Are you making me a smoothie later?"


While I was in Hollister at Casa de Fruta, I came across a few things.

"Does anyone have a quarter so I can ride this carousel?"


Then, I found this bridge. I had to cross it because there was a
giant water fountain at the end, and I thought it would be
cool to skinny dip in it.



"Does that sign say no trespassing? I can't read that sign clearly
because I didn't bring my contacts, so I am crossing it anyway!"


"I am about to cross this bridge. Someone stop me..."


"I'm going skinny dipping!"