Hi Everyone!
Daisy and I wanted to share the first leg of our Bay Area trip
with you. We decided to make the 9 hour drive from Vegas to
the Bay, and I was anticipating Daisy to go a little stir crazy
in the car. Daisy's vet had advised me to give her half of
a Benadryl to calm her car anxiety, and it worked!
She was calm and collected the entire time.
"Who said anything about being collected,
I am high as a kite right now."
"Who has the cheese puffs? I need a little snackie."
We checked into our hotel, and Daisy settled right in.
"These are my pillows right? Call the front desk and tell them
I am going to need extra pillows, extra shampoo and extra
toilet paper. I had some turkey earlier, and I don't know
what's going to happen in the bathroom later."
"Extra toilet paper now!"
After we unpacked, I felt like I had to make the long car ride
up to Daisy, so I took her over to her favorite dog boutique
in Half Moon Bay.
"Gimme some of those meatball treats. I can smell them from here."
"I just made up a song right now. Here we go.
Meeeeeatbaaall treats are soooo delicious, and I looooove them."
"Pleeeease. I said please, now give it!"
Once Daisy ate a few of her treats, we went over to visit
our grandma at Skylawn Cemetery. While we were there,
Daisy decided to take a poo on someone. Yep, she literally
took a poo on someone.
"Listen, to be fair, it was a tiny poo and I cleaned it up."
"I have been doing a ton of butt flexes lately. Can you tell?"
"This view is fantastic. If I wanted to ride one of those deer
over there, how would I do that?"
Tomorrow I am going to show you part two of our trip.
I'll give you a hint, it has something to do with Daisy meeting
a sexy man dog! Daisy and I hope you have a great Tuesday!
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8 comments:
Hey Daisy,
That benadryl is some good sh*t huh? We love those same meatball treats, you have good taste. Listen, about the pooping on someone. Whatever, I poop anywhere. At least you cleaned it up, that's all that matters. I can't wait to hear about the sexy man dog! And yes, your butt is looking mighty fine, at least that's what Sluggo said.
Hi Daisy! Oooh road trip, how fun! It seems like you are having a good time so far - do you get your own bed?!
xo
OMG Daisy....how FUN that your mom got you stoned and took you to Cali!
Your butt is looking FABULOUS girl! You can tell you've been working on your fitness!
Ooohhhh...can't wait to read about the sexy man pug!
Love,
S-Dog
The benadryl always works on Lincoln too. It's amazing. Glad you made it there okay. Looks like you settled in just fine to the hotel!
Muah,
Minnie Moo
Well, Daisy, it sounds like you got the sex and drugs part going just fine on your trip. Now, you just need some rock 'n roll! Maybe you could do some butt flexes to Led Zeppelin.
Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy
Those meatballs treats sure woke you up! We are so jealous. We never go on fun road trips. We're headed to Nebraska for Christmas. We are going to freeze our paws off!
Daisy, did you know that those meatball treats come in a much larger size also? You don't have to settle for "tiny."
Daisy, honey.....my mom was gonna respond tuh you, but she's laughin' her fool haid off at yer whole dang POST!
Now first....uh......ahem.....yes, uh....we can tell ya been doin' yer flexes.
Anyways....I'd like tuh try them meatballs. Woooowee!
An' wayduhgo pooin' on somebuddy!!! Hahahaha!!!!!
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