Monday, May 23, 2011

Yoga Time With Cheese Puffs On The Side

Hi Everyone!

I want to introduce you to a new form of yoga that is
sweeping the nation. It's called sexy pug yoga, and Daisy is
going to show you a few of her favorite poses.

"Okay. Are you ready? I want you to clear your mind. If you
feel like breaking wind during any of these poses, that's okay."

"Head up and just stretch that neck like nobody's business.
I like to put put my foot out to the side for these poses,
mainly just because it feels good."

"Turn your head to the side, and just pretend like you
are not listening to what's going on around you. I usually
don't have to pretend, because I don't listen unless
someone is telling me it's dinner time."

"This pose is one is my favorites. It's called the peeping Tom."

"It's very important to get as low to the ground as possible for
this pose. You don't want anyone to see you looking through
the window."

"And come back up."

"And go back down."

"You can even lie down at this point. Take a nap if you want."

"This is the easiest pose for me. Tuck your lip in
a little, and give some major attitude."

"And Namaste."

Daisy and I hope you have a great Monday!


Wilma said...

Namaste Daisy. Love your poses.

Salinger The Pug said...

Namaste Sexy Daisy!

Thank you so much for that workout! I feel very zen and limber now!


Pee S. our word verification for this is "mancrave"! HAHAHAHA!

Tiffy said...

I've been doing some sexy yoga lately, too. Of course, I don't have all the poses down like you do so thanks for the lesson. I need to get limber so that I can jump up on the tables where all the treats are.


emily said...

Now that's my kind of yoga!

Pearl and Daisy said...

Ahhh... we feel so relaxed and suprisingly sexy now!

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

The Mama Monster said...

I think you should have your own Yoga show!!!! Fabulous dahling!!!

Kitty+Coco said...

Ooh, haven't tried the Peeping Tom pose. Too sexy! I'm sure it will help me limber up for some major bity-face action here in just a minute.


Archie and Melissa said...

namaste to you daisy!
oh you are the perfect yogi!
what time are your classes?
we are so there!
a & m

Hank said...

Tee hee! Great post!

BTW....I just did the Peeping Tom. What a great stretch! (Although I'm nowhere near as sexy as you.)

Hank's mom

Tweedles -- that's me said...

You are an awsomw insructor
I want to try it out too

Ike and Daisy said...

My pugs do yoga in the winter time when they are cold. They hunch down near my heater vents to warm up. It's amazing how they manage to make themselves bend in the positions they do.