Saturday, February 5, 2011

You Look Like You Have A Potato Head

Hi Everyone!

How is your weekend going?
Daisy and I spent some of this weekend putting the finishing
touches on our Valentine cards before we sent them out.
I had planned on finishing them a lot sooner, but I
woke up on Thursday morning in a lot of pain.
My jaw was swollen shut, and my mouth
was hurting really bad.

I figured I had an abscess, so I made an emergency appointment
with the dentist. I found out it wasn't an abscess, but rather
severe TMJ that was flared up. It wasn't the best news, but
I was pretty excited I didn't have to undergo an expensive
procedure. If it had been an abscess, I would have had
to barter dog treats, and poo bags for the dentists
time. I don't think he would have agreed to it,
but those purpley poo bags that smell like
grape are pretty amazing.

Luckily, my jaw is better now, and I am working with
the dentist on ways to manage this. Daisy is happy that
I can now get back to buying her that five dollar foot
long sandwich from Subway, and giving her deep
tissue massages. Hooray!

"Hello! This giant bear isn't going to move itself!
I need you to pop a pain pill, and move this bear into the
living room for me. I want to sit on the couch with him
and watch HBO."

"Do we have any green beans? On second thought, I think I
would like my five dollar foot long now. The Ricky Gervais
show is coming on in 36 minutes, so you better hurry up!"

Daisy and I hope you are having a sexy weekend!


Salinger The Pug said...

OH NO DANA! We hope you feel better soon!

OMG, Daisy, that bear is GINORMOUS! He must make a very sexy cushion for your PugButt while you're watching HBO!

Have a sexy Sunday!


Winston, Kizzy and Tika of Two Cats and a Pug said...

OH NOOOOOO we hates TMJ, Mum has that toos and the other day she was in such pains. We are glad yous are feeling betters. We just mailed our valentines cards yesterday. Tell Daisy to keep an eye out in her Sexy mailbox!


Those Elgin Pugs said...

Awww!! We hopes yous Jaw feels better Ms. Dana.

Ms. Daisy.. yous take care of yous Momma!!

We's sent our cards out to on Saturdays!!

Take it easy and enjoy yous Sunday~

IzZY, Josie, TriXie and Anakin Man

Pearl and Daisy said...

TMJ is very mean. We hope it goes away and stays away.

We love your bear, Daisy. Mommy has been thinking of getting us a pillow pal but is waiting for them to come down in price (we're thinking she could wait a long time).

Stay sexy!
Pearl & Daisy

Anonymous said...

I so love that bear! I bet he woudl make an awesome pillow.

Mum got my cards in the mail on Friday. Canada Post has been stupidly slow lately - 3 weeks to get a letter across town. Paws crossed they get to you all on time.


Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi dana!
oh i am so glad you are feeling better!
i think the gorilla and bear need to put on a play to keep you and daisy entertained!
m & e

Kitty+Coco said...

Uh oh. I am pretty sure that Daisy had something to do with this. Her paw prints are all over this. Glad you are ok, but TMJ can be very annoying. Anything is better than an absess!! Maybe Daisy will share big bear guy with you while you are ailing.

Kitty and Coco