You Look Like You Have A Potato Head

Hi Everyone!

How is your weekend going?
Daisy and I spent some of this weekend putting the finishing
touches on our Valentine cards before we sent them out.
I had planned on finishing them a lot sooner, but I
woke up on Thursday morning in a lot of pain.
My jaw was swollen shut, and my mouth
was hurting really bad.

I figured I had an abscess, so I made an emergency appointment
with the dentist. I found out it wasn't an abscess, but rather
severe TMJ that was flared up. It wasn't the best news, but
I was pretty excited I didn't have to undergo an expensive
procedure. If it had been an abscess, I would have had
to barter dog treats, and poo bags for the dentists
time. I don't think he would have agreed to it,
but those purpley poo bags that smell like
grape are pretty amazing.

Luckily, my jaw is better now, and I am working with
the dentist on ways to manage this. Daisy is happy that
I can now get back to buying her that five dollar foot
long sandwich from Subway, and giving her deep
tissue massages. Hooray!

"Hello! This giant bear isn't going to move itself!
I need you to pop a pain pill, and move this bear into the
living room for me. I want to sit on the couch with him
and watch HBO."


"Do we have any green beans? On second thought, I think I
would like my five dollar foot long now. The Ricky Gervais
show is coming on in 36 minutes, so you better hurry up!"


Daisy and I hope you are having a sexy weekend!