How is your week going?
"My week has been pretty good. The mailman got super
jealous the other day after he saw all the Valentine cards
I received. Thank you! I told him that if he was a dog
person, and was sexier, he might receive a card from
time to time too. Then I turned away, and showed
him my butt-hole."
"After I gave the mailman some advice, I went over
to the park to read my cards. As I was reading my cards,
my mom almost got hit in the head with a frisbee.
People play this frisbee golf game at our park,
and it can be dangerous sometimes.
Smokin soy balls, my mom is
"Anyway, after the park, my mom had to replace my
food bowl, with this paper bowl here. I am currently
in crisis, and refusing to eat from my real bowl.
I run from it when it's too close to me.
It smells weird. I think someone
farted on it."
Daisy and I hope you have a great Thursday!