"Reunited with my big fluffy bed, and it feeeels sooo gooood."
"Hello, I said it feels so good. That's your cue to start giving
me a deep tissue wrinkle massage. Hey, do you think we can pick
up my boyfriend later? You don't have the option of saying no.
I already told him you would take us by Starbucks to see if
the barista will give us some whippy cream in one of
those new Trenta cup sizes. It's going to be a
monumental whip cream experience if we
can get our paws on one of
"I'm going to take a quick napsies. When I wake up,
I would like exactly three pieces of banana slices waiting
for me, and a bowl of slightly chilled purified water."
"I hope everyone has a great Thursday.
I am going to sprinkle some sexy
dust on you in my dreams."