"Cheeeese! Wait, did you want me to cheese for the
camera, or were you telling me I can have a cheese ball
"I was thinking about going as Lady Gaga this year,
but I couldn't find my sexiest bodysuit in time."
"I want your love and I want your revenge,
you and me could write a bad romance. Oooh oooh"
"Are we done yet? This thing itches."
"This is my Gremlin pumpkin. My mom thought it was
the closest thing to a pug, but I think it looks more
like a possessed cat."
"A possessed cat I tell you!
Does anyone smell that? Mmm it smells like burning pumpkin."
Were you wondering what I am for Halloween this
year? I am dressed up as a Sexy Pug who has become mad,
after someone steals my dog biscuits. Doesn't my lip give my
Daisy and I hope you have a great Halloween!