It's me Daisy. How was your weekend?
I want you to meet my October boyfriend.
His name is Mr. Chocolate man, and I like him a lot.
"I told you not to talk to me until you bake me a cake,
and finish cleaning the house. Did you hear me
Mr. Chocolate man? Go bake me a cake!"
"You smell like an old man who was recently unpacked
from a storage box. I thought you told me you were only 29."
"I'm going to go clean the house, and bake Daisy a cake now."
I hope you have a sexy Monday!