Monday, October 18, 2010

I Don't Have Rain Issues

Hi Everyone!

It was raining all day yesterday. Daisy and I couldn't believe
we finally got more than six minutes of rain here in the desert!
I am pretty sure Daisy has never been introduced to rain before.
When I tried to take her outside, even when it was lightly
drizzling, she ran back upstairs with the leash flapping
in the air behind her. She didn't seem impressed by
the umbrella I was using to hold over her.
I think she needs her own special
sexy pug umbrella.

"What? I can tell you have never had rain touching your
exposed butt. Let me tell you, it is not sexy. It is a
violation, and I will never go outside again when
it is raining, unless you buy me a sexy
butt umbrella!"

"I mean it. I want a butt umbrella custom ordered by tomorrow.
Are you writing this down? Okay, I want the umbrella to
read, Daisy the Sexy Pug. I want the umbrella to be
red and yellow. I also want the handle to smell
like grape."

"Do what? You can't order it with the handle smelling like
grape? Cancel the whole order! I don't want it unless the handle
smells like grape!"

We hope you are keeping warm and dry!


The Mama Monster said...

OMG a butt umbrella would be marvelous!!! You should def invent that! Lola says that she would like one but with a handle that smells of martinis.

~The Mama Monster

Winston, Kizzy and Tika of Two Cats and a Pug said...

I totally agree with you Daisy. I hates the rain too and believe me we gets lots here in Vancouver. I hate that the rain frizzes my fur. That is totally crappy about the butt umbrella, PFT we can put man on the moon but we can't make a grape smelling handle!!!!


Yoda & Brutus said...

We hate the rain hitting our butts too!! Ooh, an umbrella handle that smells like grape - that would be wonderful :)

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Minnie Moo said...

Oh Daisy,

I, too, don't appreciate cold or rain on my butt. Thank you very much, but I will use a pee pad over any trip outside in bad weather!

Let me know if you find a sexy butt umbrella or one that smells like grape.


Minnie Moo

The Devil Dog said...

It was pouring rain last week. I mean downpours. A butt umbrella wouldn't have saved me. And mom made me go out in it more than once. (She's so mean). Have you been in snow yet? That can be even worse!


Sequoia & Petunia said...

Dasiy we hope you find the perfect butt umbrella. We are busy looking for bright red slicker pug boots for our paws. Maybe they could be scented too....mmmm cherrys!


Punchbugpug said...

Interesting requests for your butt umbrella! Hope you can keep dry until your request is filled!

Noodles said...

I don't mind some rain. Wet grass feels good on my toesies when I go out to do my bidness.
Love Noodles

agent99 said...

We do not like the rain either. We give mamma the eyeball and refuse to go out at all.

gen & the foo

Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh my goodness daisy!
i am giggling over here so loud that i actually woke emmitt!
too fun!
we love you!
m & e

Pearl said...

Daisy, you are such a sweet little diva! The butt umbrella is GENIUS!!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

You are doing it again!
You have the funniest stories!
A butt umbrella,,, humm. well let is know if it ever arrives,, or is yout mama gonna be up all night to make it for you?
You tell the bestest funny stories.
I hate rain too and in the NW we get lots and their HUGE, so you can imagine..... but ,,,
i get a treat every time I come in from the rain,,, so HAPPY DAYS.
Thanks for the smiles sweet pal