It was raining all day yesterday. Daisy and I couldn't believe
we finally got more than six minutes of rain here in the desert!
I am pretty sure Daisy has never been introduced to rain before.
When I tried to take her outside, even when it was lightly
drizzling, she ran back upstairs with the leash flapping
in the air behind her. She didn't seem impressed by
the umbrella I was using to hold over her.
I think she needs her own special
sexy pug umbrella.
"What? I can tell you have never had rain touching your
exposed butt. Let me tell you, it is not sexy. It is a
violation, and I will never go outside again when
it is raining, unless you buy me a sexy
"I mean it. I want a butt umbrella custom ordered by tomorrow.
Are you writing this down? Okay, I want the umbrella to
read, Daisy the Sexy Pug. I want the umbrella to be
red and yellow. I also want the handle to smell
"Do what? You can't order it with the handle smelling like
grape? Cancel the whole order! I don't want it unless the handle
smells like grape!"
We hope you are keeping warm and dry!