Happy Saturday! Daisy and I have been on a mini
blogging hiatus, but that doesn't mean Daisy
has taken a break from her sexy pug duties
of bossing me around.
"Good Saturday morning my human servant."
"As you slept on those Cheeze-It Snack Mix calories,
I was up making you a list."
"A list detailing all the things you are to do for
me today, so I can feel my sexiest."
"Number 389, give me a bath, and blow dry my fur
so it looks feathery. Number 390, light a pumpkin candle,
and put on my Nsync Christmas CD while I take a nap.
Number 391, pat down my giant dog bed, so it will
be smooth, and feel as though a fat man has been
sitting on it for two hours. Okay, I'm getting
tired. I will add to this list after I listen
to my CD."
Daisy and I hope you have a sexy weekend!