Monday, April 5, 2010
Classifieds On A Windy Monday
Penny and I hope everyone had a great Easter!
Penny and I were trapped indoors yesterday,
as well as today. We are having a severe
wind storm, and we almost flew
down the stairs going outside
for a minute.
Penny and I are not fans of the wind.
It messes up our hair poof.
We still don't have any grass.
Can you believe they took out Penny's grass
a month ago! We never realized how nice it
was to have grass, until it was gone.
The people of Las Vegas don't realize, not having
grass for our sexy animals, is like not having any toilet
paper for humans. Maybe people here wouldn't mind using
a bathroom mat. From what I have seen so far, that
wouldn't surprise me.
Penny decided to make a
song about this mess. Here it is:
"Trapped insiiiide, forced to take a poop on some classified ads.
The ads were crunchy, and they flipped up with the gusty wind.
Touching my pug butt-hole. Yes they did. I don't want a used
84' Toyota held together by tape, or a tiny stripper
wearing candy canes. I don't need a cable guy
that will steal my whipped cream, or a
dry cleaners that will burn a hole
in my sexy sweater.
I just want my grass. I just want my grass"
Posted by Dana Orsborn