Monday, April 5, 2010

Classifieds On A Windy Monday

Happy Monday!

Penny and I hope everyone had a great Easter!
Penny and I were trapped indoors yesterday,
as well as today. We are having a severe
wind storm, and we almost flew
down the stairs going outside
for a minute.

Penny and I are not fans of the wind.
It messes up our hair poof.

We still don't have any grass.
Can you believe they took out Penny's grass
a month ago! We never realized how nice it
was to have grass, until it was gone.

The people of Las Vegas don't realize, not having
grass for our sexy animals, is like not having any toilet
paper for humans. Maybe people here wouldn't mind using
a bathroom mat. From what I have seen so far, that
wouldn't surprise me.

Penny decided to make a
song about this mess. Here it is:

"Trapped insiiiide, forced to take a poop on some classified ads.
The ads were crunchy, and they flipped up with the gusty wind.
Touching my pug butt-hole. Yes they did. I don't want a used
84' Toyota held together by tape, or a tiny stripper
wearing candy canes. I don't need a cable guy
that will steal my whipped cream, or a
dry cleaners that will burn a hole
in my sexy sweater.
I just want my grass. I just want my grass"


Sequoia & Petunia said...

BOL!! Penny that is a great song, probably the best pooping song ever! We can send you some of our "grass" or umm weeds that we pee in BOL!!


Those Elgin Pugs said...

WE LOVE YOUR SONG!!!!! Mommy was laughing so hard she was snorting like us. Sorry you don't have a potty! I would start a special Penny pile for those in charge of the grass in an undisclosed area. We could even get the locals to start contributed towards the pile. Maybe then when the humans in charge see the doggie pile they will gets the grass! Hee Hee...
Josie (I had no part of the mean stuff) Izzy (the brains of the operation Anakin (the co conspirator)

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I love that song- it is so grat that I think you need to head on down to broadway and get a deal cut on that record.
So what in the heck is taking so long to get the grass- is there a shortage of grass seeds?

agent99 said...

BAH Ha HA! Love your song!
Never knew how much we appreciated our grass......

Gen & the Foo

Ying and Yang said...

Great song, Penny, maybe if you sent it to the humans in charge of getting grass, along with a smelly gift, you'll get your grass sooner?

Grins and Kisses,
Ying and Yang

Salinger The Pug said...

LOVE the song Penny!

Maybe mom could schlep down to Home Depot or one of those places and buy you your own square of sod to take a sexy dump on???? Would that work??? Just a thought.

Good luck! I hope the situation improves....I can't imagine being all "irregular" like that for long!


Wilma said...

I love that song Penny. I don't know what I would do without grass to pee on. I must have the blades to tickle my belly.

PugMoon - with, Bandit, Paisley, & Smokey pugs and their Mom Paula - PAPugMom said...

Having grass to be on is a definite must..maybe get one of those fake grass pee-ers. Better than nothing! Love the