Saturday, March 20, 2010

Weekend Shades And Whipped Cream Career Trades

Hey Everyone! Happy Saturday!

It's meee, Penny.
Do you like my shades? I picked these up at Walgreens.
I was taking a poop the other day, and I thought to myself,
why don't they make cooler, more comfortable shades for dogs?
Especially sexy blind dogs. I decided to make a pair
for myself. I'm running out of duct tape, and
bendable plastic, so it may take me a while
to construct the perfect pair.

Anyway, I'll be busy working on this idea over the weekend.
I'll probably go on my Twitter account and pug tweet,
catch up on some cartoons, and go to Starbucks for
my whipped cream. We still don't have any grass
in our complex, so most likely, I'll be
taking some heavy duty poops on
the carpet.

My mom can put newspaper down for me and pick
it up. I'm not worried about it. That's what
she signed up for. It's her job.

I might also take a 22 hour nap.

Perhaps make some ice tea and invite over this sexy man dog
I've had my eye on. I'm not looking to get into anything serious.
There are so many sexy man dogs out there. I can't
mentally handle the thought of having to
commit to just one.

I hope you have a great weekend! Make sure
you get some whipped cream, and
delicious snacks!


Stubby said...

Hi Sexy Penny! I can't wait to see your new shades. Who knew you were so resourceful?

I may be pooping in the house today too because it's snowing - yuk! I refuse to get my tootsies wet in this snow stuff. Today is the first day of spring but apparently Chicago didn't get the memo!

Stubby xoxo

Arlo the Pug said...

Hi Penny! Cool shades. Love the aviator look! Hopy you're having a great day! Love, Arlo.

Winston (smilingpug) said...

Sexy shades for a sexy pug. I thinks I need to get me some shades too. I am asking mum to take me to starbucks for whip cream today. Make sure you get that 22 hour nap in, it is such an important part of our puggy lifestyle. And about that grass...... I cant believe they tooks it away, it has been long enough I say let's start a protest. Bring the grass back now!


Sequoia & Petunia said...

Penny you have the best weekends sometimes! We hope you enjoy your 22hr nap!!!

Becky said...

I think you need some sunglasses with rhinestones. You have a most interesting life. Sexy you are!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I think a 22 hour name will make you all the more sexy!
And your wonderful idea of sunshades- well I cannot wait to see your creativity.
I think pink would be good.

agent99 said...

Love the shades, Penny. FOr a girl who can't see, you made a great pic! Hope your grass is back soon, our mom gets really really made when we "acciedntally" poop on the carpet. And please give us allthe details about your man pug date

Gen & the Foo

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi penny!
oh what a fabulous weekend you had!
we love your shades!
Happy Happy Spring!
m & e

The Devil Dog said...

Penny, it's a good thing mom didn't have any liquid in her mouth when she saw that photo, otherwise she would be drying the keyboard. Those are great sunglasses.

I used to have a boyfriend, but he just up and disappeared, so I'm with you for the no commitment thing. It's much easier.