Beefy Pug

They Coated Their Umbrellas With Sugar Powder To Keep Their Harnesses Dry From The Rain

2012-01-27T00:14:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy, Bruce and I are going on a road trip!
We're headed to Seattle for a week, and we can't wait
to share our adventure with you.

"Make sure you pack my sexy red man panties,
my beef jerky sticks and my portable TV so I can
watch my cartoons while we're on the road.
I love you."

"Do you think there are going to be a lot of
sexy man pugs in Seattle?"

"Make sure you pack my umbrella, my Uggs, my
Victoria's Secret pink panties, my sweater, my cookies,
the large amount of cash I stashed under the bed and
seven large Ziploc bags. Do you think
I'm forgetting anything?"

We hope you have a great weekend, and we'll post
some photos of our adventure to the blog
in a few days.

The Room Smelled Like Corned Beef Sandwiches But Bruce Was Flexing His Butt Muscles Like He Was At The Gym

2012-01-16T03:09:00.000-08:00

A few days ago, Daisy and Bruce had their nails trimmed.

"I'm waiting for my nail trim ladies!"

"Look at this body. I have been working on
my fitness lately. Have you ever seen
a body this sexy since Fabio?"

"Lady poodle at 2 o'clock! I'm going in
to make my move."

"I noticed Bruce had crumbs on his lip after
his nail trim. The technician ladies gave him
three cookies back there. Three!

"I'll work my magic to get some cookies too.
This is my googly eyed face. I use it when I want
someone to feel sorry for me and feed me more snacks."

"Snackies now! If I have to tell
you twice, I am going to take a poo on the
floor and really embarrass you."

"We're not happy about those nail trims,
but if you make us a sandwich, we might be
able to forgive you."

We hope you have a great Monday!

His Harness Was Soft Like Butter But Smelled A Lot Like Blueberry Jam

2012-01-12T02:32:00.000-08:00

Bruce's new Puppia harness arrived in the mail
the other day, and he is strutting his sexy in it.
His other harness was at maximum capacity,
but this one fits him just right. He feels
like a princess in it.

"What the heck? Did you just call me a princess?
I am not amused."

The Night Was Young And Her Face Smelled Like Disco Candy

2012-01-10T22:10:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy!
I want to share with you 12 of my sexy faces,
in under 12 seconds.

"If someone farted in my face, this is the look I would give them."

"If someone stole my mom's candy, this is also the look I would give them."

"No one steals my mom's candy!"

"You know what's better than candy? Whipped cream
and soy nuggets."

"I could really go for a soy nugget right about now..."

"Nuggets now!"

"Please?"

"I'm throwing a party this weekend.
Do you want to come? I'm paying Bruce twenty bucks
to wear a wiener bikini and serve the drinks. I think
it's going to be super fun."

We hope you are having a great week!

He Demands Green Tea And A Speedo After His Photo Sessions

2012-01-07T00:50:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Bruce.
I wanted to show you some of the new
modeling poses I have been working on.

And... action!

"I've been watching Bruce model out of the corner
of my good eye. His sexy poses are impressive.
Watching him model makes me hungry."

"I can see myself in your camera lens. Hello sexy.
Back to the point, snackie now!"

"Did someone say snacks?"

This Bed Isn't Big Enough For The Both Of Us So I'm Going To Fart You Out Of It

2012-01-06T02:09:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeeee Daisy!
What do you all have planned for this weekend?
Bruce and I will probably hang out with each other,
eat a lot of snacks and sleep.

I have been trying to get more beauty sleep lately,
but Bruce has been all up in my bed space.

"Smokin soy balls, are you that cheap you can't
upgrade and get us a bigger bed?"

"I'm dreaming about the day you bring
home a giant bed for us."

"Yep, it happened. We just squeezed all
this sexy beefyness into one bed. Unfortunately
for Bruce, that means my butt is going to be in
his face while he sleeps. Sleep gently my
Bruce, sleep gently..."

We hope you have a great Friday!

As He Sleeps In The Corner She Stares Into The Night And Dreams Of Spaghettios

2012-01-02T03:06:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?
Bruce and Daisy partied a little too hard on New Year's Eve.
Daisy bounced back pretty quickly, but Bruce needed
a few good naps before he could recover.

"Who's ready for more partying?
Party at our place this weekend! Don't forget
to bring some dip, cheese puffs, whipped cream and
some sexy pug ladies for Bruce."

"Hey Bruce, I can see your wiener."

We hope you have a great Monday!

He Sits In The Bath Like A Gentleman But Farts Bubbles In The Water Like A Pug

2011-12-28T01:43:00.000-08:00

"Are you accusing me of farting in the bathtub?"

"Girl please, I would never fart in the tub."

Santa Slid Down Our Chimney Naked And We Wanted To Show You The Photos

2011-12-26T23:48:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice Christmas?
Bruce and Daisy sure did! Here is Bruce to give
you a little photo recap of our Christmas.

"Let me take you on a sexy journey
of our Christmas."

"This is me and Daisy trying to get our mom to give
us snacks so we would pose for photos."

"This is me after getting a snack,
putting my butt towards the camera."

"Hey Daisy... You better get out of the fridge,
because I am about to open one of your gifts and
keep it for myself."

"Can I open these or what? I feel like I have been sitting
here forever. If you don't let me open a gift, I might take
a poo next to the Christmas tree."

This is Daisy playing with one of her new toys.

"This toy is awesome! And also for the record,
I did take a poo next to the tree, you just didn't
find it yet."

"Oooh Christmas tree, Oooh Christmas tree,
your branches hath shaded my brown poo from thee."

"I'm thinking about starting a record
company next year. Maybe I could send you all
some demos when I get my first song recorded."

This is me wearing a bow tie.

"Smokin soy balls, I look handsome in this."

And these are a few gifts my mom received!

We hope you enjoyed your Holiday!

We Wish You A Merry Christmas!

2011-12-24T23:08:00.000-08:00

Daisy, Bruce and I hope you have a Merry Christmas!

They Had A Dream About Santa And He Was Wearing A Blue Spandex Jumpsuit And A Vest Made Out Of Cheerios

2011-12-23T00:41:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy, Bruce and I cannot believe Christmas
is this weekend!

Bruce is super excited about his first Christmas
with us. So excited in fact, he already tried
to open one of his gifts.

"I can actually explain this. See, I was
walking past the tree, and I saw my gift sitting on
the floor. There was a tear in the wrapping paper, and I
thought I might be able to fix it, but when I licked the
paper, the entire corner of the box just ripped off!"

"You're not buying any of my story are you?"

"It's true I tell you, all true!"

"Can we swing by Starbucks for a breakfast sandwich?
I could really go for a snackie right about now."

"Bruce has no patience. I would never open
a gift before Christmas."

"Look at this face."

"I don't want to toot my own
butt horn or anything, but this is the face
of an Angel."

"Let me take a moment to bow my head in silence,
and reflect on how patient I am."

"Are any of you baking cookies this weekend?
I want you to know that I am available to come
over to your houses and sample the cookies to
make sure they are delicious enough for Santa."

We hope you have a great Friday!

He Sees Unicorns And Tastes Cupcake Sprinkles Through His Left Eye

2011-12-09T03:05:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeeeee. Bruce.

I wanted to share some of my favorite photos with you
where I think my eyeball looks especially sexy.

Ok, here we go.

"I'm crashing Bruce's photo eyeball party. My mom just
went to the grocery store, and I didn't see any whipped cream,
cookies or turkey in the grocery bag. That's a problem for me."

The End

And The Winner Of Our Sexy Holiday Giveaway Is...

2011-12-09T02:11:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy, Bruce and I entered the entries from the
Sexy Holiday Giveaway post into Random.org and we
generated a winner!

Are you ready?

The lucky winner of 60 red poo bags, one plush dog bed
and a giant Holiday dog toy is... Number 21, Marlene!

"Congratulations Marlene! I got all dressed up in this Santa
hat and nothing else just to announce the winner. I hope you
enjoy your gifties!"

Thank you to everyone who entered. We plan on having more
sexy giveaways in the near future, so stay tuned!
We hope you have a great weekend!

Our Super Sexy Holiday Giveaway Is Here!

2011-11-29T00:01:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

We're having a Holiday giveaway, and we're pretty
excited about it! All you have to do to enter is leave a
comment on this post telling us what your all time favorite
Holiday movie is. Our favorite Holiday movie right now is Elf.

You'll have until Thursday December 8th to enter our giveaway.
We'll be entering everyone into Random.org, and the winner
will be chosen on Friday December 9th.

And now for the gift details...

One person will win one
Grreat Choice red dog bed. It's super soft and cozy. Daisy and
Bruce both have one. The size of the bed is 18 x 22 x 6 inches.
One large Holiday Charity 2011 dog toy, and a pack of 60
red poo bags that smell like wild flowers.
It's a super sweet package.

"It's such an awesome package that I want it for myself!"

"I'm serious, if you guys don't want this,
I'll be glad to take it."

"Are you sure we can't have it? How about the bow.
Can we just have the giant bow?"

"It's almost Christmas, and we're going to have
ourselves a sexxxxxy neeeeew Yeeeeear!"

Happy entering!

I'm Going To Wear My New Sweater With A Pair Of Shiny White Boots And Nothing Else

2011-11-28T00:00:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

A few days ago, a special package arrived for Bruce.

"Smokin soy balls, my sweater vest from Melissa is here!
Don't worry, I'll open it myself."

"What do you think?"

"Not bad if If I might say so. I feel so sexy right now,
I think I might go outside and flirt a little. Well, maybe
I'll take a poo first, and then I'll go flirt."

"Do you have a hand mirror I can borrow?
I want to check myself out from the side."

"Ooh la la."

We hope you have a great Monday!
Check back tomorrow because we'll be blogging
about our big sexy Holiday giveaway.

I'm Wearing These Cool Shades Because I'm About To Have A Snack Party This Thanksgiving

2011-11-24T04:00:00.000-08:00

Daisy, Bruce and I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving!

When Bruce Acts Crazy His Nostrils Flare Out Like Turkey Wings

2011-11-22T02:36:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Bruce loves to play and run around like a crazy pug.
Here are some snapshots I took of him
in action the other day.

"One, Two, Three. Let's ruuuuuuun!"

"Oh my gosh, all that running is going to make
me poop in my fur pants."

"Leg stretches are great for the butt muscles."

"I need to go lay down. That last leg stretch wore me out."

Are you excited for Thanksgiving on Thursday?
What are your plans for Turkey day?
We can't wait!

Bestess Friends That Do Stuff Together

2011-11-14T00:40:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?
Daisy and Bruce took the weekend to hang out
and do pug stuff together. Stuff like this:

Taking sexy naps

"Does this face look like it naps? I never nap, but I did
let out a nice fart next to Bruce's face while he was napping."

Creating refrigeration memories

"We were pretty sure you had more cool whip
and cheese dip in here. Who ate our dip?"

And sitting next to the food bowl

"Dip now!"

We hope you have a great Monday!
We will be heading over to your blogs
very shortly!

The Technician Gave Me A Cookie After I Flexed My Butt Muscles For Her

2011-11-07T01:10:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?
On Saturday, I took Bruce to the vet for his check-up.
His appointment went really well, and I was very proud of him
for being so calm the entire time he was at the vet.

"Wait, what do you mean someone is going to
stick a thermometer in my rear end?"

"Hey, do you think you can buy me a puffer fish
when we get home?"

"Oh Geeze, the check- in lady just called me Lucy
instead of Brucie. I can tell this is going to be
a long afternoon."

"I'm in the pug room!
Did you guys know that I can flex my butt muscles?
That's a rare thing. Not every pug can do that."

"Listen, I just had a technician stick something in my butt.
I am going to need some whippy cream, and
a New York Times stat!"

"Did you hear what I just said? In my butt!"

"Hello whippy cream. I love you always and forever."

"Yessssss."

We hope you have a great Monday!

Happy Halloween!

2011-10-31T02:28:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Happy Halloween!

Thank you for stopping by the blog last week
and saying hello to Bruce! He is so excited to start
blogging with you.

Over the weekend Daisy, Bruce and I went to Pug-O-Rama.
It was a lot of fun! So many pugs and their humans showed
up to support the Southern Nevada Pug Rescue. Some of
the costumes the pugs were wearing were very
fun and creative.

Daisy went as a pug Devil, and Bruce went as himself
because he didn't feel like wearing a costume.

Here are some of the pictures I took at Pug-O-Rama:

"Oh my gosh, that pug wearing the hot dog costume
is making me hungry!"

"Daisy said there was a hot dog stand over there,
so I am going around the corner to check it out."

"Lies! Someone give me a snackie. I need to recharge
before I go off and flirt with the ladies."

"I'll protect Bruce from the Halloween ghosts!
He's my man pug now."

"Did someone say tacos?"

We hope you have a great Halloween!

Our Big Sexy Announcement!

2011-10-28T01:31:00.000-07:00

Daisy and I want you to meet the newest
addition to our family: Bruce!

"My name is Bruce. I enjoy foxy ladies, being hand fed
crunchy snacks and rubbing my face against soft velvet cushions."

We adopted Bruce, formerly known as Lefty from the
Southern Nevada Pug Rescue a little over a week ago,
and he is the sweetest little man pug! He is very playful,
and loves to snuggle with his toys, especially
his plush bone.

Bruce is smitten with Daisy. They are still getting acquainted
with one another, but I can tell they are going to be bestess friends.

We have so many photos to share with you, and I will be taking
a lot more this weekend at the Pug-O-Rama event. Bruce can't
wait to be friends with all of you, and get started with this new
chapter in his life!

Daisy, Bruce and I hope you all have a great weekend!

I Can't Keep This Secret Locked Inside My Butt For Much Longer

2011-10-27T00:20:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Daisy!

Can you believe it is almost Halloween! Smokin' soy balls I can't
wait for the festivities! My mom and I have so much to tell
you since the last time we blogged.

My mom and I have a huge announcement that we will be
making on Friday. When I say huge I mean HUGE! You can
tell how big my announcement is going to be from the
look on my pug face right now.

Yep, it's that huge!

I will let you in on this sexy announcement on Friday,
but until then, I also want to tell you about what else has
been happening. I have been getting ready for Pug-O-Rama
that will be taking place this Saturday. I am pretty excited about
wearing my costume for the event. I am going as a sexy
devil pug. My mom got me a red glittery costume, so I
feel more like a showgirl in it than I do a devil,
but I'll go with it.

"Okay, I'm not that excited about the costume, but my
mom promised me snacks if I wear it for a few minutes,
so I'll put up with it. I get my revenge by farting into my
costume. Farting into my costume makes me smile inside."

"I'm farting in my bed right now. You can't even tell can you?"

"I'm hungry. I don't think I can wait until the party
for snacks. Five dollar footlong now!"

We hope you have a great Thursday!

I Did Some Butt Squats On My Beach Ball And Then Re-Gifted It To My Neighbor

2011-10-17T00:26:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy!

A lot has been happening around here lately.
Last Friday, someone gave my mom a beach ball at work,
and she brought it home for me to play with it. The problem
with that was I didn't want a beach ball, I wanted nachos.

Then on Saturday, I went to a pug meetup and met a ton of new
pug friends. My mom has also been searching for a sexy costume
for me to wear when we attend the Southern Nevada Pug Rescue
Pug-O-Rama event in two weeks. So far, she still hasn't been
able to find a costume up to my sexy standards, so she
might have to scramble and make one for me.

It's important that I take first prize in the costume
department this year. I really want a trophy. I'm not sure
if they will be giving trophies for first prize,
but I want one anyway.

What are you all dressing up as for Halloween?

My Sexy Frame Was Packaged In Bubble Wrap And I Squished It Between My Toes

2011-10-10T00:44:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to lately?
A few weeks ago, I went to the Las Vegas Harvest Art and Craft
Festival, and I ordered something super sexy for Daisy! It arrived
in the mail last week from the American Picture Frame Company,
but I am just getting around to showing you now.

Ta Da!

If this photo looks familiar, it's because I have posted it quite a
few times. It's one of my favorites. I took this photo the day after
I adopted Daisy. This was her face after she had tasted a
Starbucks puppuccino for the first time, and had
lapsed into a puppuccino coma.

"I have always wanted a sexy frame!"

"The likeness is uncanny. What do you think?"

"It's like magic. Now I can stare at my pug face without even
looking into a mirror! Not that I do that often or anything..."

"Can I get a couple of snacks here? Me and my pug face are hungry!"

We hope you have a great Monday and we will be heading
over to your blogs real soon!

Do My Grey Chin Hairs Make You Hungry For Grilled Cheese Sandwiches?

2011-09-29T00:07:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy!
Thank you for the well wishes after my foot injury.
Today, I want to talk about something completely different...
my chin hairs!

"Come close. I want you to zoom in on my chin hairs."

"If you zoom in real close, you can see an outline of
Scooby-Doo in the hairs."

"Okay, that was my pain pill talking. You can't see anything
except the grey."

"Is it Friday yet? I have a coupon for the soup special
at Denny's, but it's only good on Friday. Is everyone else
as excited as I am for Friday?"

My Pink Foot Bandage Smells Like Rain And Looks Like Pink Cotton Candy

2011-09-26T00:32:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?

Daisy and I have been pretty busy lately, so we are a bit behind
on the blog. Over the weekend, Daisy and I had planned a nice
relaxing Saturday, but things didn't go exactly as planned.

On Friday night right before bedtime, Daisy took a superman
leap off one of the chairs on our patio, and one of her back nails
got snagged somehow and her nail ripped off. It was pretty
gross, and I thought it was much worse than it actually
was because of all the blood that was tracked
throughout the condo.

I took Daisy over to the doctor first thing Saturday.
Her doctor wrapped her paw up in a pink bandage to match
her leash and harness, and sent her home with some pain
meds and antibiotics. Daisy will be healed up in no
time, and will be taking full advantage of all
the extra attention she is getting from
her minor injury.

"This thing smells strange. Does anyone have any Febreze?"

"Do you think I can get a handicap parking sticker because of this
bandage? I think I might need to park as close to the Petco
entrance as possible while I am healing."

"Hey, can I get one more of those pain pills please?
Did anyone else just see Santa in the corner of the room,
or am I hallucinating?"

We hope you have a sexy Monday!

I Went Out By The Bay And Had A Woman Tell Me She Wanted To Put Me On Layaway

2011-09-01T03:26:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!
It's Meeeeeeee Daisy.

As I promised you yesterday, here are some of my glamour
shots. Most of these were taken out by the Bay while I was
in California last week.

Here is a photo of me and my mom. I am not sure what
my mom was thinking as she looked out at the water,
but I was thinking about what kind of underwear
I was going to buy at Victoria's Secret
that evening.

"Smokin soy balls, I think I might have a coupon for Victoria's Secret!"

"In case you all were wondering, it's exactly 114 days until Christmas."

"All I Waaant for Christmaasss Is Yooou!. Well, I would also like
a pony named Bruce, a luxury dog bed that forms to my pug body
and a lifetime supply of organical dog treats."

"A pony named Bruce now!"

"Is this a directory? Can you find out where the nearest
Starbucks and McDonald's are on this thing?"

After my photos, I headed back to Vegas.

Even though I was exhausted from the trip,
my mom said she needed to stop in Casa de Fruta
for some bananas.

"Are you making me a smoothie later?"

While I was in Hollister at Casa de Fruta, I came across a few things.

"Does anyone have a quarter so I can ride this carousel?"

Then, I found this bridge. I had to cross it because there was a
giant water fountain at the end, and I thought it would be
cool to skinny dip in it.

"Does that sign say no trespassing? I can't read that sign clearly
because I didn't bring my contacts, so I am crossing it anyway!"

"I am about to cross this bridge. Someone stop me..."

"I'm going skinny dipping!"

The Dog Park Looked Like Moon Dust And Smelled Like BBQ Beans

2011-08-31T03:39:00.000-07:00

It's meeeeeeee Daisy!

While I was out in California last week, something pretty great
happened. I finally went to my first off leash dog park! The entire
time I was on this trip, I had been dreaming about running free
at a park with my naked fur blowing in the wind. Not only did
I run naked in the park, I also met a man dog!

"Diego, stop trying to sniff my butt!"

"I feel like you are crossing my sexy boundary line right now."

"Diiiieeegooooo! Where are you Diego? I am your girlfriend now,
don't run from me!"

I had a pretty fun time at the dog park. I am not sure if Diego is
my soul mate, but we tried. Tomorrow, I am going to show you
my final day in California, including some of my glamour
shots by the water.

I hope you have a sexy Wednesday!

California Makes Me Hungry For Meatball Treats

2011-08-30T02:18:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I wanted to share the first leg of our Bay Area trip
with you. We decided to make the 9 hour drive from Vegas to
the Bay, and I was anticipating Daisy to go a little stir crazy
in the car. Daisy's vet had advised me to give her half of
a Benadryl to calm her car anxiety, and it worked!
She was calm and collected the entire time.

"Who said anything about being collected,
I am high as a kite right now."

"Who has the cheese puffs? I need a little snackie."

We checked into our hotel, and Daisy settled right in.

"These are my pillows right? Call the front desk and tell them
I am going to need extra pillows, extra shampoo and extra
toilet paper. I had some turkey earlier, and I don't know
what's going to happen in the bathroom later."

"Extra toilet paper now!"

After we unpacked, I felt like I had to make the long car ride
up to Daisy, so I took her over to her favorite dog boutique
in Half Moon Bay.

"Gimme some of those meatball treats. I can smell them from here."

"I just made up a song right now. Here we go.
Meeeeeatbaaall treats are soooo delicious, and I looooove them."

"Pleeeease. I said please, now give it!"

Once Daisy ate a few of her treats, we went over to visit
our grandma at Skylawn Cemetery. While we were there,
Daisy decided to take a poo on someone. Yep, she literally
took a poo on someone.

"Listen, to be fair, it was a tiny poo and I cleaned it up."

"I have been doing a ton of butt flexes lately. Can you tell?"

"This view is fantastic. If I wanted to ride one of those deer
over there, how would I do that?"

Tomorrow I am going to show you part two of our trip.
I'll give you a hint, it has something to do with Daisy meeting
a sexy man dog! Daisy and I hope you have a great Tuesday!

When I Go On Trips I Pack Treats, A Pair Of Red Boots And A Leather Cape

2011-08-29T03:00:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Daisy!
How was your weekend? I just got back from visiting California
with my mom. I haven't been able to upload all of my photos yet,
so instead of giving the details of my trip away on today's post,
I have added a sexy photo of my pug face instead.

"You'll never know it by my model gaze, but I just unloaded
a monster fart on your lap."

Check back tomorrow for a post about my trip!

August Is For Relaxing And Putting ChapStick On Your Lips

2011-08-01T02:13:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

"Can you believe it's already August?"

"I'm really looking forward to August because on the 3rd it's
National Watermelon Day, and on the 6th it's National Mustard
Day. I'm mostly excited for National Relaxation Day on the 15th.
I really need to plan ahead for that day since I plan on
relaxing pretty hard."

"I think I might make a t-shirt for myself to celebrate Relaxation
Day. It's probably going to read, I am not listening, and I also
can't get up right now because I'm relaxing. Just bring the
food over to me and put it in my mouth. Bring me my
ChapStick too, my lips need moisture."

"Look at my eyeball right now. Look how serious
I am about August. I love August."

I Was Dreaming About Tacos And Then I Woke Up With Cheese On My Lip

2011-07-27T20:14:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

"Do you guys know where I might be able to get
some tacos in the Las Vegas area for around 50 cents?"

"Tacos now!
I have been thinking about tacos all day. Just because
I am not supposed to eat tacos, doesn't mean I can't dream
about them. I made up a jingle about tacos. Are you ready?
Ok, here we go...."

"I went downtown and I smelled some tacos. I smelled some
fish sticks toooooo....And then I went around the corner
and asked Jack Sparrow, hey man, where can I get some
tacos for two? My mom is a vegetarian, so she needs
some soy tacos, but I'll take whatever you have.
And then I went downtown, and got some tacos,
but then I thought wait, I need some hot
sauce too.

Hot sauce might be too spicy, so let's skip the sauce,
all I need are some tacos with a splash of cheese.
I love cheese and tacos, but my vet would kill me,
so let's say it's organic and low fat for the
booty for me. Tacos are awesome, and I love
to dream about them, so say it with me,
tacos are are my sexy dream food.
Tacos!"

"I was thinking about performing this song at the Flamingo
burlesque club downtown. Do you think anyone would come
see me dance and sing about tacos? I should probably
run out and buy a sexy outfit just in case they
book me for a gig."

I May Have Smeared Some Bone Sauce On The Carpet

2011-07-18T02:07:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeeeeeeeee Daisy!
My mom has been neglecting the blog because she has been
battling a pretty bad case of tonsillitis, but we are back, and I
wanted to show you my new bone. I also wanted to show you
how much of a mess I was able to make with my bone.
I even managed to smear some bone sauce all over
myself! I'm not sure how that happened, but I
think my mom might need to rent a Rug
Doctor to get this out of the carpet.
Ooopsie!

I hope you have a great Monday!
P.S. We will be heading over to your blogs shortly!

You Can't Hide Your Gas Bubbles When You Are In The Bath

2011-07-05T01:23:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

"I just took a bath, and wanted to let you know I will be
accepting snack donations all week. In exchange for snacks,
I will let you smell me for as long as you like. I smell pretty
sexy right now, so get it while it's hot!"

"Snackies now!"

"My name is Daisy and I am a snack addict.
I needed a snack badly! I couldn't wait!"

Daisy and I hope you have a great week!

It's The Fourth Of July!

2011-07-04T04:00:00.000-07:00

"Hello Everyone! I hope you have a fun and sexy
Fourth of July! Save me some BBQ!"

The Seagulls In Santa Monica Wear Little Tuxedo Jackets And Top Hats

2011-07-01T17:37:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Last Saturday I took a day trip out to Santa Monica.
This was my first time ever in Santa Monica, so I had my
brother babysit Daisy for the day, and did some touristy
stuff with my mom. FYI, I edited the smog out of most of
these photos so you could see the images a bit clearer.

After a nearly five hour drive, we arrived in Santa Monica
and headed over to the 3rd Street Promenade to do a little
shopping. It was a fun time watching all of the street
performers. Some of those people are really talented!
I even met this guy who played his flute for me.

He was awesome! If I ever throw a party, I want this
guy to come over and play his flute for everyone.

After the Promenade, we went around the block to the
Santa Monica Pier. I didn't take a ton of photos because
of the massive amounts of people that were gathering, but
my mom and I had a great time checking the place out!
The pier had a very old carnival feel to it. It was
kind of like San Francisco's Pier 39 on crack.

What are you up to this 4th of July weekend?

I Took A Poo In The Mountains When I Thought No One Was Looking

2011-06-29T18:37:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Daisy!
A few days ago, I went on a little hike
up in the mountains.

"Hey boys. Can anyone point me in the direction of
the nearest gym. I have some squat moves
I need to work on."

"Let's head to the top!"

"Ah! Put me down. I told you that I had to take
a poo and I meant it!"

"Answer me this question, why are we in the forest,
when I could be at the Cheesecake Factory?"

"In fact, I think I may have a coupon for the Cheesecake Factory."

"Is that a Twinkie on the ground?"

"Does anyone else have to take a big poo, or is it just me?"

I hope you are having a sexy week!
I am heading over to your blogs this evening!

Try Not To Fall When You Approach The Podium

2011-06-23T02:02:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
I went to my brothers High School graduation the other day,
and what a graduation it was! My brother had to be at the UNLV
stadium by 8:00 a.m. and being the family we are, we became
late almost immediately because I tried to convince my
brother to get out of the car in his cap and gown to
ride a dinosaur at a gas station we passed.

Luckily, we got there just in time to file into the stadium
to witness a verbal beat down between two women who were
mad about seating arrangements. I had my video camera
on just in case one of the women threw the other
down the stadium stairs.

The graduation ceremony started, and it lasted about 2 hours.
My brother went up to receive his diploma, and then the kid in
front of him fell flat on his face in front on thousands of people!
It was awful, but he will be famous for a long time in the Vegas
community, especially when his fellow graduates replay that
moment over and over on the DVD. I hope he uses that fall
to his advantage by starting a web site called
I-Fell-At-My-Graduation.com. I know I would
watch it!

I am so proud of of my brother, and hope he had as much fun
graduating, as I had being in the audience.

"I am going to throw the best graduation party ever!
Everyone, gather on the lawn, I am going to start the
party by taking a pit bull sized poo, and lighting
my fart on fire in front of the entire
neighborhood!"

Daisy and I hope you are having a fun week!

I Slept All Weekend And Then I Made Myself Some Nachos

2011-06-20T02:02:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Did you have a nice weekend?
Daisy and I spent most of our weekend getting organized
and preparing for my brothers High School Graduation.
Although it was a busy weekend, Daisy was more
focused on spending her weekend tucked into
my bed watching re-runs of True Blood.

"Sometimes, when I look at myself too long in the mirror,
the glass starts to break because it can't handle my sexy.
Pass me the remote, I think I am missing the beginning
on Inception on HBO."

"I just farted in your covers."

"Sing me a lullaby, and make me some soy nuggets!"

Daisy and I hope you have a great Monday!

Fridays Are For Butt Squats And Snacks

2011-06-10T03:15:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

"It's Friday! It's not just any Friday, it's butt flex Friday.
I made a deal with my mom, and told her I would do some butt
flexes and squats every Friday in return for a few more
snacks. It's a win win situation, because my butt is
going to be super toned, and I get more snacks
in return!"

What do you have planned for this weekend?
Does anyone want to come over to my place and do squats
with me? We can all wear aerobic headbands from the 80's.
Until then, I'll be on my computer video chatting with
a few of my man pug boyfriends."

Unicorns Are Rare, But I Saw One In The Bushes When I Was Hiking The Other Day

2011-06-06T21:13:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

I went hiking up on Mount Charleston the other day,
and I wanted to share some of the photos I snapped while
I was up there.

Daisy and I hope you have a great week!

Smokin Soy Balls It's My Adoption Birthday!

2011-06-04T18:29:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meee Daisy!
Today is my Gotcha Day!

"Let's party! Where are my treats?"

"Let me show you my hat. My mom got it at the party store.
I like how the tip is pointy, because if someone doesn't do
exactly what I say, I could take their eye out."

"No I'm just kidding, I would never do that. Or would I...
Treats now! My butt is starting to go numb on this chair!"

My mom went a little nuts for my first Adoption birthday.
I enjoyed the fuss, because I have never had anyone throw me
a party before. And also because I love presents and extra treats!

I have been telling my mom for quite some time that I need a
stroller, so when I woke up and found one in the kitchen I
thought I was hallucinating. I didn't think she would
actually get me one!

"Hey, how much weight do think this would hold?
I'm asking because next year for my Birthday, I would like
a sexy man pug and a miniature pony named Bruce."

"A sexy man pug and a pony named Bruce now!"

"I have to test this baby out! Let's go over to Petco."

I cruised the aisles, tasted the treats, checked the place out
for man dogs. I also attempted to scratch my way out of the
stroller, and throw myself onto the floor. My mom was
dreaming if she thought I would spend my first
stroller adventure sitting there
like a pug angel.

"Let me down! I think I just saw Robert Pattinson in aisle three!
I need to get his autograph now!"

After Petco, I went to Starbucks for some Birthday whipped cream.

"Aaaand it taastes soooo goood."

Overall, it was a pretty great Birthday.

"Hey next year, can we go see Cirque De Soleil?
I would like boxed seats and a booster seat. Boxed seats now!"

Her Lip Will Whisper Orange Cheeto Dust In Your Ear

2011-06-02T23:48:00.000-07:00

When sunset rolls in, the crazy lip comes out.
The lip doesn't care about what you wear, or how
sexy your hair.

The lip may ask you for a ride to Denny's.
Usually that's not the lip asking that's just Daisy,
but when the lip wants something, it gets it.

The lip always wants to hang out with you.
Let it be your friend, and it will share a cheese
puff with you on a desert road on the weekend.

-A poem by the lip of Daisy.

Someone Call The Cops Because I Am Going Into The Lake Naked

2011-06-01T01:14:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's meeeee Daisy. I went over to a new park yesterday, and
I was exhausted after exploring everything there was to explore.
Let me show you what I saw on my park adventure.

"This is me. It's a sexy glamour shot."

"A statue with birds on it."

"A couple of ducks and their butts."

"Those ducks made me a little hungry. Does anyone know
where the nearest Denny's is?"

"Denny's now! I need to know where the nearest one is!"

"I'll just wait here until someone brings me a snack."

"Who wants to see me skinny dip?
I hope someone has a towel handy that has
the word Sexy printed on it!"

I hope you have a great Wednesday!

Yoga Time With Cheese Puffs On The Side

2011-05-23T00:18:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

I want to introduce you to a new form of yoga that is
sweeping the nation. It's called sexy pug yoga, and Daisy is
going to show you a few of her favorite poses.

"Okay. Are you ready? I want you to clear your mind. If you
feel like breaking wind during any of these poses, that's okay."

"Head up and just stretch that neck like nobody's business.
I like to put put my foot out to the side for these poses,
mainly just because it feels good."

"Turn your head to the side, and just pretend like you
are not listening to what's going on around you. I usually
don't have to pretend, because I don't listen unless
someone is telling me it's dinner time."

"This pose is one is my favorites. It's called the peeping Tom."

"It's very important to get as low to the ground as possible for
this pose. You don't want anyone to see you looking through
the window."

"And come back up."

"And go back down."

"You can even lie down at this point. Take a nap if you want."

"This is the easiest pose for me. Tuck your lip in
a little, and give some major attitude."

"And Namaste."

Daisy and I hope you have a great Monday!

I Came To The Park For A Snack And I Am Not Leaving Without One

2011-05-10T23:37:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

I took Daisy over to the park this afternoon. The smell of BBQ
was in the air, and Daisy wanted a taste. She drifted over to
the picnic area, and tried to use her Elvis lip to get some
chicken. Unfortunately, she did not get any chicken, but
while we were at the park, some guy called Daisy sexy!
Daisy loves attention, and this made her day.

What have you been up to this week?

I Was Hiking In The Mountains And Then Heard Someone Breaking Wind In The Trees

2011-05-06T03:23:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It has been getting hot here in Vegas, so when the heat sets in,
I am eager to get in the car and go someplace cooler. The coolest
spot from where Daisy and I live is Mount Charleston. I decided
to head up there the other day for a little mountain hike,
and while I was up there I took these photos.

Daisy and I hope you have a fun weekend!

Purpley Purpley I Need Everything Purpley!

2011-05-02T00:11:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

I was looking for my purple sock yesterday,
and I could not find it anywhere. I went around to the
other side of my bed where Daisy has her fluffy dog bed,
and look what I found!

Little did I know, Daisy tore a
hole in her bed, and she was using this hole to hide
my socks in it. Daisy loves everything purpley,
so it doesn't surprise me she has started
hoarding all things purple.

"I needed the sock! Don't ask me what I needed it for,
I just needed it."

How was everyone's weekend?

I Need A Straw So My Chapstick Doesn't Smear

2011-04-28T23:11:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!
It's meeeee Daisy!

Thank you for sharing your stories with me the other day.
I appreciate you giving my mom some advice on what she should
do about the situation after I was bit near my butt. She did report
what happened to the management in our complex. My mom is
taking extra precautions now. She even carries me around
our block if I am going out to the car because the dog
that went after me looks like she might be able to
jump over her balcony and come after me again.
Yikes!

I have been spending the last few days recuperating from my
small wound by watching my favorite shows on TV, and catching
up on some Royal history since the Royal wedding is happening
in a few hours. I'll probably be watching that coverage for
like 32 days straight, so I felt the need to mentally
prepare for it like I would a marathon.

I have also been getting massages, and hanging out with a
few of my boyfriends. I took Kitty and Coco's idea about having
one of my boyfriends fan me with a palm tree branch very
seriously, and my boyfriend is fanning me as I type this.
He is also getting me a glass of ice tea.

"Make sure you put one of those yellow straws in my
tea too! I don't want to reapply my chapstick."

What are you up to for the rest of the week?

I Got Bit Near The Butt And Then I Pooped Out A Skittle

2011-04-26T23:36:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

I know it's a little late, but did you have a nice Easter?
Daisy and I spent the Holiday eating, going for walks and well...
yep that's about it. Our weekend wasn't too eventful,
but yesterday sure was, but unfortunately
not in a fun way.

My mom (Daisy's Grandma) and I decided to take Daisy over to
the park, and as were just about to get into our car, my
neighbors new dog who has about 55 pounds on Daisy,
and who was not on a leash, charged us at full
force and attacked Daisy for no reason!

It all happened so fast, and I was able to quickly lift Daisy
up with one arm to get her off the floor and away from the
other dog. The dog continued to try and bite Daisy even
after she was in my arms. Daisy was lucky to escape
with no major injuries and just some small scrapes
around her back legs and a bite that didn't go
very deep. More than anything the situation
just really shook her up. I would have to
say this was the scariest thing to ever
happen to us while living here.

Our neighbors who let the dog out, reacted to this
whole ordeal by scoffing at us, and not even
bothering to ask if Daisy was all right.
This shocked me just as much as
the attack did!

I don't blame the dog for what happened, I can only
imagine the life she had before she came into our
complex. I just hope my neighbors keep her on
her leash, and perhaps seek out some
training for her aggression so this
does not happen again.

"Check out the bite mark near my butt!"

"Not coolsies! I instantly saw my pug life flash
before my eyes. Someone better give me some gourmet
chicken to compensate me for what I just had
to go through!"

Have any of your furry children ever been bit before?
It is not a sexy experience to go through.

Rub Oil On My Feet And Give Me A Foot Massage

2011-04-21T00:35:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Are you afraid of feet? How about pug feet?
I hope not, because this post is dedicated to Daisy's feet.

Daisy rolled herself out on the carpet the other day,
and expected me to give her a foot massage. At first I thought
she just wanted a regular back massage. But after a few minutes,
Daisy made it clear she wanted a foot massage as well. She kept
raising her paws higher and higher into the air, until they
were almost in my face.

"You like that? Gimme a massage. Make sure to rub
some oil between my toes."

"Can you place an ad on Craigslist for me?
The ad should read as follows: Calling all pug lovers,
Do you like massages? How about getting massages? That's great
if you do, but that's too bad for you, because I am a sexy pug
who wants all the massages to myself. Must be able to efficiently
rub oil between my toes, tell awesome jokes, make great poppy
corn and be able to lift 24.5 pounds of sexy pug if I don't
feel like walking. Must also have a PhD in sexy."

"Do you think I will eventually need a lip lift?
Get back to my foot massage please."

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

Personal Moments For Personal Pug Thoughts

2011-04-15T16:41:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Thank you so much for the Birthday messages!
I had such a great day, and your posts made my day
even better!

Daisy didn't fart on my cake, but she did try and dive
head first into the frosting to get a little taste.
Daisy loves parties, so I am already starting to
plan her June Gotcha Day! I am hoping to find
a dog bakery that can bake her a little
sexy pug cake.

"What? I wanted a little taste!"

With all the excitement of this week, Daisy will probably
take the weekend to relax with her bone, and make some
new friends at the dog park.

"Point me in the direction of the man pugs please."

"I want you to take 355 photos of me with my bone.
It is very important you get my sexy side when taking
these photos."

"When I chew on my bone, I think about a lot of things.
For instance, what is the longest pug fart on record?
How loud was it? And, if there is a record, can that
record be broken with practice?"

"I need a personal moment right now. I need to
go practice my gas clouds."

"I am hiding behind my bone right now because I
told you I need a personal moment!"

"Alright, I'll take a nap, and when I wake up I would like
exactly 18 cheese puffs waiting for me, with a glass of slightly
chilled purified water."

What are your plans for this weekend?

Where's My Marilyn Wig? I Have A Birthday Song To Sing Here!

2011-04-13T01:51:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It's Meee Daisy!

Guess what? Today is my mom's birthday!
When I saw the cake on the table I was like,
a party for me? And then I thought, this couldn't
be my party. You know why it couldn't be my party?
Because there wasn't a pony, or a lifetime
supply of purpley poo bags.

"Hmmm, what should I get my mom for her birthday?"

I had the perfect gift! I would go into the bathroom,
wrap myself in toilet paper, and present myself as the sexiest
birthday gift ever! Okay, I didn't really wrap myself in toilet
paper, because I couldn't reach it, but mentally I imagined
myself wrapped in it.

"Happy Birthday to youuu, Happy Birthday to youuu,
Happy Birthday, I am such a sexy pug I can hardly handle it,
Happy Birthday to youuu."

After doing all that thinking and singing, I had to go stretch
out and take a nap.

I hope you have a sexy Wednesday!

I May Have Tainted Your Pancakes With My Gas Cloud

2011-04-11T14:32:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Did you enjoy the weekend?

Apologies for the lack of blog posts lately.
Daisy and I decided to take a mini blog vacation,
but we are back!

Daisy is finished with her antibiotics, and is
back to her sexy self again! She is still minus a little
hearing, but she is doing so great! She is making up for
lost time, and flirting with almost every dog she
comes across.

"Would you believe me I if I said that I can bat my eyes
in a sexy way, and at the same time let out a monstrous
gas cloud? Believe it, because that's what I just did!"

We hope you have a great Monday!

Mold My Face Into A Sexy Pug Sculpture

2011-03-29T16:37:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
I have some great news about Daisy! She is responding well to
her antibiotics, and has been running around like a wild pug.
She has also regained a bit of her hearing! Before she started
the the antibiotics, she couldn't hear anything. Now, she hears
when I call her name, and when the neighborhood dogs bark.
It's a big improvement from where she was last week.
She has ten days left on her meds, and I think
by the time she finishes, she is going to be
very close to her old self again.

I want Daisy to take it easy for a few more days, so she has been
taking this opportunity to lay out on the patio and sun herself
while I work on some new craft projects. Check out this
clay crazy lady I made!

"I want a pug sculpture. Make me one now!
Here, I'll even pose for you."

"You better hurry up and sculpt my face. I can't sit in this position
for more than a few minutes. Sex and the City is coming on
really soon, and I don't want to miss it."

"I wonder if my pug powder box came in the mail yet...
I charged it to your Etsy account. I hope you don't mind."

"Do we have any cheese puffs left?"

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

They Always Have The Best Twinkies In San Francisco

2011-03-25T22:11:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

I wanted to give a brief update on Daisy. We got more
of her blood test results back, and she doesn't have an
overactive thyroid, which is good news. It's still unclear
what could be causing her hearing loss, as well as
the head shaking, so the doctor has started her on
a full round of antibiotics in case it's some
sort of infection. I am confident the
antibiotics will make her feel
better.

Since I didn't take many photos these past few days,
I thought I would share some of the fun photos I
took on the Bay Area trip a few weeks ago.

Daisy and I hope you have a sexy weekend!

I Made A Thermometer Disappear

2011-03-24T12:16:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I got back from the vet yesterday, and wish we had
some news about what could be causing Daisy's hearing loss.
I walked away from her appointment with more questions
than ever after her visit.

Daisy is usually seen by a great doctor, who used to be
Penny's old doctor. However, when we arrived at the vet,
we were told Daisy couldn't be seen by this doctor, even
though we had an appointment with her! Instead, we were
seen by a doctor who seemed to be more concerned about
Daisy getting another teeth cleaning, than focusing
on what could be causing her hearing loss
and lethargy.

The doctor looked in her ears, and said, "Well, because she is
tired all the time, and because she suddenly lost her hearing,
she probably has a brain tumor and there is not a lot we can
do." She drew some blood, and said she would get back
to me with the results, and had nothing
else to say!

I immediately called Daisy's real doctor, and told her what
had happened. She got back to me pretty quickly, and told me
the staff was supposed to let me know that she wouldn't be able
to see Daisy yesterday. Instead, they told me we wouldn't
be able to see Daisy's original doctor ever again!
That's quite a mix up to tell a patient.

Anyway, the doctor told me she would make sure this kind of
thing would not happen again, and let me know that from now on,
she will be the only doctor seeing Daisy if that's
what I choose. Whew!

Just for thought, I don't think Daisy has a brain tumor.
Penny had a brain tumor, and her symptoms were extreme.
I think the chances are pretty low that I would have two sexy
young pugs, both get brain tumors. Doesn't seem that likely
to me. Daisy still can't hear anything right now, and is
shaking her head a lot. I think she might have an
inner ear infection, that can only be seen by
taking x-rays.

"Don't worry, I'm Okay. I didn't really enjoy having a
thermometer put in my butt though. I feel like having a snack.
Run over to Denny's and see what the special is today."

In the meantime, I have stopped the ear medication I was told
to use in Daisy's ears, and am hoping for a little improvement.
Who knows, maybe the ear ointment caused some of her hearing
loss. Daisy is in good spirits, and seems to be pretty
comfortable right now, so I'm sure she will be okay.

I also found out from the doctor today, the blood work taken
yesterday shows Daisy having a low thyroid level. We are looking
into it further to see why her thyroid is low, and what
we can do about it.

We will keep you posted!

I Can't Hear You

2011-03-23T00:14:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
Daisy and I have been slacking on our blog posts lately,
but we have been checking in, and reading what you
have been up to.

I took Daisy to the vet last week because she wasn't quite
acting like herself. She has been super tired, and her ears
seemed like they were bothering her. The doctor sent her home
with some ear ointment for an infection, and we were hoping
the medication would clear her infection up,
but no such luck.

The other day, I discovered Daisy had completely lost
her hearing. I'm pretty sure she is sleeping all day
because she can't hear anything, but Daisy is going
in for some tests this afternoon to see if
we can figure out what is going on.

Daisy still wants to play a little bit throughout the day,
so I took her over to the park for some afternoon fun
before her appointment later today. She is not going
to be happy about having to go back to the vet.
I will post an update as soon as I talk
to the doctor.

"I can't hear you right now, but I still want to party!
Where are the sexy man pugs?"

We hope you have a fun Wednesday!

Her Bear Is A Giant, And Has His Own ATM Card

2011-03-18T17:10:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy spent her St. Patrick's Day relaxing with her giant bear.
We read what some of you were up to on St. Patrick's Day,
and you guys can party! We like it!

"I'm pretty comfortable right now. Can you bring me
a glass of ice water, and some treats. Make sure you crush
the ice super small for the water."

"Tiny ice in the ice water now!"

"I'll take a nap while you are doing that. Try not to wake
me, as you crush my ice with a hammer."

What are you up to for this weekend?

Come Outside And Take A Close Up Of My Face

2011-03-15T18:12:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone!

It has been warming up here in Vegas. Daisy and I have been
spending a lot of time at the park. Daisy has met all kinds of
sexy dogs lately! The other day, she ran into a man pug who
was strutting his sexy so hard, I thought he was going
to pull a muscle.

I did not get a photo of the pug cuteness, so instead here
are some close ups of Daisy's face.

"I think you are getting a little out of hand with this
new camera. Wait, are you posting these to my blog?
Okay, in that case, let the close up session
begin!"

"Here, I'll help you. I'm not sure you know how to capture
my perfect sexy face angle."

"How's this? You are so close to my face,
you can practically see my butthole through my nostrils."

"If anyone in this camera can hear me, I would like
a number four, extra lettuce and some really cold ice water."

"What do you mean no one can take my order on the other side
of this lens? I can see a tiny microphone, and wherever
there's a microphone, there's always someone on the
other side to take my order."

Daisy and I hope you are having a sexy week!

The Burger Had Legs, And Walked Right Into My Mouth

2011-03-10T21:55:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy got her first taste of a plain hamburger the
other day, and now she's a wild pug woman! Daisy and I are
always reading about Salinger getting his hamburger fix on,
and so while grandma was out the other day, she decided
to pick up a little something for Daisy.

"Whoa, what's that? I hope that's what I think it is,
and not a plush toy instead."

"It's the real deal! Jackpot! Unwrap it now, or
I will eat it with the wrapper! I swear I'll do it!"

"Smoking soy balls that smells good! You won't regret this.
I swear I will never fart in your bed again."

"I lied! It's mine now!"

"Put it in my mouth!"

Daisy and I hope your week is going well!

The Kitchen Isn't For Cooking

2011-03-08T19:57:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going so far?
Not much has been happening around here these
past few days. Daisy couldn't handle things being
unexciting around here, and decided to spice things
up with a modeling session that took place in our kitchen.

"Stare into my googly eyes. Now that I have your attention,
can you tell that I have a lazy eye? I was thinking about
getting a pink bedazzled eye patch, but my mom hasn't
been able to find one."

"How is this pose? Does it look like I'm saying,
Wow, I have a lot on my mind. Or, does it make me
look constipated?"

"It smells like beef jerky in here."

"I am not amused right now."

"I suddenly became amused! Is that a McDonald's bag
in your purse? I hope you Super sized it."

Is That Bushy Tailed Squirrel My Lunch?

2011-03-04T19:20:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Are you ready for the weekend?
Here are some photos of Daisy and I in Golden Gate Park,
from our trip in the Bay Area.

"This grass goes on for miles! Let me off leash,
so I can run naked through the greenery!"

"Okay, I changed my mind. I want to run naked
through these leaves right here."

"I met a sexy man pug named Bruce the other day,
and his butthole was bigger than mine. I just thought
I would share that with you."

"My sweater vest matches these flowers!
I think I have an advantage wearing this pink sweater,
because the man dogs can spot me from across the park.
Who wants to be my San Francisco boyfriend? Bruuuuuce!
Where are you my sexy man pug?"

"Am I hallucinating, or did I just see a rat
with a very bushy tail run past us?"

"Squuuirrel!"

"Ooh, he looks delicious."

"Give me a kiss on the lips, before I go
chase that squirrel."

Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!

The Ocean Told Me To Buy Her A Chunky Dog Biscuit

2011-03-03T19:49:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

On the third day of our trip in the Bay Area, Daisy and I
went to the coast. It was a beautiful day when we were there,
and after we had lunch, I took Daisy over to this great
little dog boutique in Half Moon Bay.

Daisy walked into the dog boutique like she owned the place.
I was there to purchase a few dog treats, and maybe a toy
for her. Little did I know, Daisy was there to try
and sway me into buying the most expensive
fluffy dog bed in the shop.

"You are feeling very sleepy, and have a strong urge
to buy me an expensive dog bed today."

We were halfway through the store with our purchases in hand,
when Daisy plopped down on a very expensive and sexy dog bed.
All eyes were on us, and she didn't stop there. She proceeded
to rub her butt all over the bed, and bite into the display
toy next to it. Daisy had decided this was the bed for her.
No one could stop her. She sat there on the bed for
a while, just relaxing. She was trying to decide
on how many gold stars to give this bed.
People need to know from a dogs
perspective if this bed is
really worth the money.

Daisy didn't get the bed this time around, but when I hit
the lottery, I fully intend on going back and getting it for her.

Anyway, here are a few photos from our Half Moon Bay adventure!

Tomorrow, I'll be posting photos of us in
San Francisco's Golden Gate Park!

Her Pug Shadow Danced In The Bay Area Sun

2011-03-02T19:20:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to lately?
It's been a while since our last post.
Daisy and I just arrived back in Vegas. We spent nearly
a week in the Bay Area on a mini vacation. While we were out
there, we learned our dear friend Emmitt had crossed the
Rainbow Bridge. What a wonderful, long life he had!
Daisy wore her sexy sweater vest while we
were out there in memory of Emmitt.

"Emmitt, you were a sexy inspiration to us all.
We ♡ you!"

Here are some photos of our first day in the Bay Area:

"Will they have sexy man pugs in California?"

"What's a Bay Trail? Does it lead to Denny's?
Let's go find out! Try and keep up, I've been working
on my fitness lately, and I'll probably be walking
quickly. Try not to get jealous of how toned my
butt is while you are walking behind me."

"This grass is so green! What should I do on it?"

"Oooh yeah. And it feeeeels sooo gooood."

"Did you get a photo of me peeing on it?
Do you think we can bring a big chunk of this
grass back to Vegas? I'll take your silence as
a yes."

I feel like a pug model in this light.
I might need you to rub some SPF on my butt.
I don't want to get burned by this sun.
I was joking, but you were totally
going to do it weren't you!"

We hope you are having a great week!
Stay tuned for our post tomorrow. We'll be posting photos
of Daisy in Half Moon Bay and Golden Gate Park!

Sweater Day!

2011-02-17T17:08:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

It's Sweater Day!

Our friend Winston came up with a very thoughtful
contest, and a great way to remember our friend Stubby.
Stubby was always trying to help the planet one step at a time,
so we are putting sweaters on today, and saving some energy
by turning the thermostat down.

"For you sexy Stubby."

"Today's forecast has been partly cloudy,
with a high chance of sexy."

"Tomorrow's forecast will be cloudy, windy, rainy
and an even higher chance of sexy."

"Do you think meteorologists would get in a lot of trouble if
they wanted to eat tacos on air, while giving the forecast?
That would be entertaining, and delicious at
the same time."

"Who's cooking tacos tonight? I'll bring my sexy sweater!
I also want you to know that I am not wearing anything
underneath this."

We hope you are having a sexy week!

How Much Can A Leotard Stretch, Because I Am Going To Dance All Night

2011-02-15T21:00:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

"Have you guys heard the new Lady Gaga song?"

"I kind of like it. I can relate to her lyrics. Some people
in Vegas have said that I look strange, but my mom says
I'm sexy. I was born this way baby."

"Turn it up to volume eight! I want the neighbors to
know who's in control. You know who's in control?
I am."

"Do you think Starbucks would still have their breakfast
sandwiches out at this hour? We should run by and check."

Thank you for all your sweet Valentine messages!
Daisy and I hope you have a great week!

For You: Our Sexy Valentines!

2011-02-14T01:24:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day!

Can you feel the sexy in the air?
Wait, I think that may have just been Daisy
breaking wind. I told her to stop doing that
near my face.

Anyhow, we participated in Winston's Valentine card exchange,
and smokin soy balls, we were so excited by all of the
cards we received! We love all of them. I don't think
Daisy has ever had a Valentine before, but
she sure made up for that this year!

It's crazy that we managed to hang all of these cards up
on the fridge. Especially considering we only have
five small magnets.

"I'll let you in on a little secret of mine since it's
Valentine's Day. I own a pair of lacy pug panties. I found them
in an unaddressed mailbox one afternoon, and I just assumed
they were intended for me. I ended up keeping them because
they fit, and also because I already tried them on."

"My mom found me posing in the mirror wearing the
gifted lacy drawers one day. I strut around in them
sometimes, but not often."

"What? I told you that I only look at myself
fur naked sometimes!"

"I love you. Happy Valentines Day."

Daisy and I hope you have a great day today.
And we just want to know one thing.
Will you be our sexy Valentine?

Someone Is Jealous Of My Sexy

2011-02-09T23:17:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?

"My week has been pretty good. The mailman got super
jealous the other day after he saw all the Valentine cards
I received. Thank you! I told him that if he was a dog
person, and was sexier, he might receive a card from
time to time too. Then I turned away, and showed
him my butt-hole."

"After I gave the mailman some advice, I went over
to the park to read my cards. As I was reading my cards,
my mom almost got hit in the head with a frisbee.
People play this frisbee golf game at our park,
and it can be dangerous sometimes.
Smokin soy balls, my mom is
accident prone!"

"Anyway, after the park, my mom had to replace my
food bowl, with this paper bowl here. I am currently
in crisis, and refusing to eat from my real bowl.
I run from it when it's too close to me.
It smells weird. I think someone
farted on it."

Daisy and I hope you have a great Thursday!

I Could Store A Lot Of Treats In This Zebra Head

2011-02-07T23:34:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Did you watch the Super Bowl?
Daisy and I didn't catch the game. Instead, we
were organizing our place, and trying to find a
spot to hang our zebra head.

A few weeks ago, I was over at Anthropologie,
and spotted this paper mache zebra head. I loved it
so much, I went back and bought one! They had a few other
animal heads to choose from, but I had to have this one.

"I don't care what you say, I am using this zebra
head to store my treats in."

"Let me show you how a wild animal howls
after someone tries to steal her bone."

"Just kidding. No one would ever steal my bone.
Even if they did, I have at least eight backups."

"Mmm, this bone is delicious. Can you run over to Target,
and pick up four more? I need a plunger as
well. Don't ask."

We hope you have a great Tuesday!

You Look Like You Have A Potato Head

2011-02-05T21:19:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

How is your weekend going?
Daisy and I spent some of this weekend putting the finishing
touches on our Valentine cards before we sent them out.
I had planned on finishing them a lot sooner, but I
woke up on Thursday morning in a lot of pain.
My jaw was swollen shut, and my mouth
was hurting really bad.

I figured I had an abscess, so I made an emergency appointment
with the dentist. I found out it wasn't an abscess, but rather
severe TMJ that was flared up. It wasn't the best news, but
I was pretty excited I didn't have to undergo an expensive
procedure. If it had been an abscess, I would have had
to barter dog treats, and poo bags for the dentists
time. I don't think he would have agreed to it,
but those purpley poo bags that smell like
grape are pretty amazing.

Luckily, my jaw is better now, and I am working with
the dentist on ways to manage this. Daisy is happy that
I can now get back to buying her that five dollar foot
long sandwich from Subway, and giving her deep
tissue massages. Hooray!

"Hello! This giant bear isn't going to move itself!
I need you to pop a pain pill, and move this bear into the
living room for me. I want to sit on the couch with him
and watch HBO."

"Do we have any green beans? On second thought, I think I
would like my five dollar foot long now. The Ricky Gervais
show is coming on in 36 minutes, so you better hurry up!"

Daisy and I hope you are having a sexy weekend!

Winter Tastes Better When I'm Eating A Sandwich

2011-02-02T22:00:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

What have you been up to this week? Are you staying warm?
It's not raining or snowing here in Vegas, but it's pretty cold.
Daisy and I love mild weather, but we're not quite used to
20 degree cold.

Daisy has been insisting on staying warm inside our condo
these past few days. I don't blame her. She occupies her time
by sleeping, and looking sexy while sleeping.

"What's the status on my Uggs? Did you order me a pair yet?
How can you expect me to go outside, and take a poo,
without wearing boots to keep my paws toasty?"

"Can we run by Subway, and pick up a five dollar foot long?
I was dreaming about one of those earlier."

"Five dollar foot long now!"

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

I Wouldn't Get Stuck In Traffic If I Had A Dog Stroller

2011-01-28T14:11:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

What are you up to for this weekend?
The weather is supposed to be nice here in Vegas, so I am
planning to take Daisy out as much as possible. Daisy loves
going outside, but only when she feels like it. I sometimes
find myself attempting to coax her out for a walk with
a snack.

"I'll only step away from my bone if there is a pack of
naked sexy man pugs waiting for me, or a giant unattended
bucket of chicken. Are there sexy naked man pugs outside,
and a bucket of unattended chicken?"

"I didn't think so! Lies!"

"When are you buying me a stroller? I'll go outside all
day long if you push me. It wouldn't hurt you to burn
a few calories you know."

"I would like a stroller, and a pad of paper now!
Don't forget a pen either! Jot this down. I need you to
run by Petco and Walgreens. I need you to pick up
three new bones, some baby powder and a beef
jerky stick. Don't ask questions,
just do it."

Daisy and I hope you have a fun weekend!

Me And My Gorilla Are Going Out For Yogurt

2011-01-25T18:09:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

I came across my grandmothers giant stuffed gorilla
the other day, and Daisy is in love with him.

"Gorilla, go make me a sandwich! I like it crunchy,
and slightly toasted."

"Can we put him in the car later, so we can use the carpool lane?
I think we could cut our driving time in half if we bring
him with us. Let's head over to Starbucks and try
this out."

"What? I never said I didn't break the law every now and again."

"Do you think we look sexy together?
I should run over to Bed Bath & Beyond, and pick up
a pillow for my gorilla."

"Maybe I'll go take a napsies before I run any errands.
I'll let you know how the carpool lane goes. I'm confident
the idea will work. If I get caught, the worst that will happen
is I will receive a warning, and then another warning after
I fart in the police officers face."

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

Picture This: My Pug Face On A Card

2011-01-21T11:53:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I were over at Target the other day,
and we couldn't help but notice all of the pug Valentine
cards out on the shelves. There are quite a few out these days!
I think the sexy pug card trend is catching on.

Seeing these Valentine cards, reminded us to enter Winston's
Valentine Card Exchange. We're pretty excited about it. We have
never participated in one of these before, but we love sending
cards! We need to start looking for the
sexiest card out there.

"Wait, what do you mean we are buying a Valentine card
this year? I thought we were going to take my sexy pug mug,
and mass produce it? Let's just keep that option open,
because I really want to see my face on a card."

"Do you see how the light hits my face from this angle?
Study this. Learn this. Because we are putting my face on
a card this year."

Daisy and I hope you have a great Friday!

She Can Taste The Whip Cream In Her Dreams

2011-01-20T02:18:00.000-08:00

"Reunited with my big fluffy bed, and it feeeels sooo gooood."

"Hello, I said it feels so good. That's your cue to start giving
me a deep tissue wrinkle massage. Hey, do you think we can pick
up my boyfriend later? You don't have the option of saying no.
I already told him you would take us by Starbucks to see if
the barista will give us some whippy cream in one of
those new Trenta cup sizes. It's going to be a
monumental whip cream experience if we
can get our paws on one of
those cups."

"I'm going to take a quick napsies. When I wake up,
I would like exactly three pieces of banana slices waiting
for me, and a bowl of slightly chilled purified water."

"I hope everyone has a great Thursday.
I am going to sprinkle some sexy
dust on you in my dreams."

We Borrowed The Desert For An Afternoon

2011-01-17T21:04:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Did you enjoy your three day weekend?
Daisy and I tried to stretch out our weekend for
as long as we could. We went on a few park adventures,
and I tried to find a new hiking spot. Imagine my surprise,
when I stumbled on a great hiking spot for Daisy and I
right across the street from our place!

"My pug body is banging, so I didn't feel the need to
go on a strenuous hike today. You know what's more strenuous
than hiking? Sipping iced tea, while watching Ocean's Eleven."

"When my mom went hiking today, she found a pink cactus.
She wanted to bring it back to our condo and put it on the
patio, but I was like heck no, my strawberry plants
are going out there."

Let's hope Home Depot doesn't run out of strawberry plants,
before I can pick one up for Daisy.

I Put Mayonnaise On My Lips For Moisture

2011-01-14T23:17:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

What are you up to for the weekend?
Daisy will probably be taking two 16 hour naps,
and heading over to the park. It's hard to believe that
not even a week ago, it was snowing here, and now it
is in the high 60's. We plan on taking full
advantage of the weather, before the
temperature drops again.

"Make sure you bring some of my purpley poo bags
when we go to the park. They make my poo smell
sexy."

"Speaking of sexy, go make me a sexy sandwich.
I want the lettuce to crunch in my mouth, like a
Carl's Jr commercial. Just because my eyeball is
rolling into the back of my head, doesn't mean
I don't notice you are not taking my
demands seriously."

"I'm having a moment. Quick, take my picture
before I have lettuce and mayonnaise all over my
pug lips. Sandwich now!"

Daisy and I hope you have a fun weekend!

On The Count Of Three You Will Start To Feel Sleepy

2011-01-12T13:56:00.000-08:00

Daisy makes falling asleep on a
table chair look sexy.

Daisy and I hope you are having
a great week!

The Insurance Company Stole My Panties

2011-01-10T13:04:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Today has been a whirlwind.

Daisy and I have spent the last few days, as well as
the entire morning today, trying to sort out why in the
holy soy balls, was my health insurance abruptly canceled
without someone notifying me. I went to pick up an eye drop
prescription over the weekend, and was waved away by the
pharmacist telling me I no longer had insurance, and
unless I wanted to pay $169.00 out of pocket for
the drops, I would not be picking up
my prescription.

"Lady pharmacist, don't you know that my mom has an
eye infection, and if she doesn't get those drops,
her eye is going to look really gross. I've got
59 cents and 89 pieces of kibble,
now give her those drops!"

To make the matter even crazier, the insurance company
recently cashed my check that was due to pay my insurance
for the next two months. They took my money, and then
took my insurance! Oh no they didn't!

Luckily, I have a lot of experience with people taking my
money and running, so I'm working on having them send a refund
check for the weeks that I did not have insurance. I will most
definitely not be staying with this company. Once a scammer,
always a scammer. Have any of you had to deal with
anything like this? It drives me nuts.

The Park Whispered Taco Dust In My Ear

2011-01-07T16:11:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I went over to the park yesterday,
and the entire time we were there, Daisy was on
the hunt for a little snack.

"Does anyone know if there are any parks in Vegas
with taco trucks in the parking lot? I love tacos, but
no one here shares my enthusiasm for tacos. Sometimes,
after you have an intense workout like I just had,
you need a snack. Know what I mean?"

"Do you know what happens when a pug frolics through
crunchy park leaves? Okay, I'll tell you what happens.
A genie pops out of the grass, and directs you to
the nearest taco vendor. Taco now!"

Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!

She Colored Her Nose With A Bone Crayon

2011-01-05T19:39:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

How is your week going?
I recently gave Daisy two new bones,
not including the one she received for Christmas,
and she has chewed all of them down to the nubs!
This pug goes through bones like you would not believe.
I have to throw them out after one chew session so she
doesn't choke on what's left of it. Ever since she
had her dental a few months ago, she loves
being able to chew on bones without her
teeth causing her any discomfort.

After she chewed one of her bones, I found her sitting
in the kitchen with bone substance all over her face.
The white seems to have fused to her nose,
so hopefully I can get it all off soon.
Until then, this is Daisy's new look.

"Listen, I can't be accountable for my actions. No sexy
pug can. At least I didn't open the fridge, and dip my face
in cool whip. Or did I... Anyway, I'm keeping this look."

Daisy and I hope you have a great week!

Say This Three Times Fast: The Snow In Vegas Tried To Melt Daisy's Pug Vanilla Cone Dream

2011-01-03T16:02:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Did you enjoy your weekend?
Daisy and I kept our weekend pretty low key.
The weather has been cold here in Vegas,
so cold in fact, that we woke up to a
surprise earlier today. Snow!

"I don't get it. What is it? Does it taste
like a snow cone? If I squint my good eye, the
snow starts to look like a vanilla Dairy Queen cone."

"Okay, I'm done with this. Carry me inside,
and place me next to the fireplace. Do you have any
giant marshmallows? Maybe you can roast some of those
for me. As you roast those, I'll sit by the fire,
and watch my sexy pug shadow dance
in the light."

Daisy and I also took the weekend to finish our
pug painting. We'll be listing it on our Etsy page
Wednesday.

"Is this supposed to be me?
Oh, it's not me? Who is this then?
Tell me now, exactly who is this?
Have you been cheating on me
with another pug?"

"Let me change one thing. I just want to add an
Elvis lip to this sexy pug. Where's the paint brush?
Paint brush now!"

Daisy and I hope you have a great Monday!

And A Sexy New Year!

2010-12-31T19:00:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year everyone!
Let's party!

I Could Almost Taste The Cheese Dust In The Air

2010-12-29T16:49:00.000-08:00

"Come close to the computer screen,
I have something I want to tell you."

"I ate a giant cheese puff earlier, and I could almost
taste the cheese dust in my mouth after I farted.
I highly recommend buying yourself a tasty
snack today."

"What? Like farting cheese dust has never happened
to someone before? If it hasn't, maybe someone can
sign me up for The Guinness Book of World Records."

Christmas Was Here. Who Will Be My Umbrella Holder For The New Year?

2010-12-27T22:32:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I hope you had a sexy Christmas!
What did Santa bring you? This was Daisy's first sexy
Christmas, and she ended up with a some great gifts,
especially from Grandma. She didn't get the pony,
or the 42 inch flat screen, but Daisy got a
pug load of other stuff this year.

"Let the gift opening begin! I said let it begin.
Stop taking my photo. Pass me my first giftie,
so I can open it."

"Merry Christmas to me, Merry Christmas to me,
Merry Christmas to my sexy self, Merry Christmas to me."

"Okay, on the count of two, take my photo.
Take it now, or else I might crack the lens with
an explosive fart."

"Cheese! That reminds me, the cheese puffs
I put in the oven are done. Let's open my gifts
before you place a cheese puff in my mouth, and it
melts with cheesy goodness."

"Cheese puff now! By the way, these gifts are great!
I especially love the shampoo, and the purpley poo bags
that smell like grape. Santa was listening! Do you think
Santa will come back and give me a bubble bath massage?"

"My first giant monkey man!
Does he come with insurance, because I am
going to chew his face off in less than 48 hours."

"I am going to chew this bone in less than
24 hours. I hope you bought backups. It's delicious."

"What do you mean you only bought me one bone?
You know that after I lick my bone approximately
10 times, I replace it with a new one."

"It's time for a nap. When I wake up, I would like
a cup off tea waiting for me, and exactly three
spoonfuls of Cool Whip."

Daisy and I hope you stay warm,
and enjoy your week!

Merry Christmas!

2010-12-24T19:13:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!
It's the night before Christmas, and Daisy can't
wait to unwrap her gifts. In fact, she doesn't think a
sexy pug should have to wait until Christmas morning.
The mornings are for pooping, so she did some under
the tree detective work this evening.

"Can I unwrap one of my gifts tonight?"

"I hope you don't mind, but I already unwrapped one.
It was a bone, and it was delicious."

"Oooh what's in this bag? Go put another batch of cookies
in the oven for me, and I will fluff this bag while
I wait for you."

Daisy and I hope you have a Merry Christmas!

The Sexy Pug Statue Of Christmas

2010-12-22T01:11:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

There is only a few days left before Christmas!
I know I am not supposed to be buying anything for
myself right before Christmas, but I was at Hobby Lobby
yesterday, and I spotted this life size pug statue!
He was only $10.00, and I decided
to purchase him.

"So... what does this pug statue of yours do? Can he
show you his Elvis lip, or start a bonfire with just one
intense fart? I didn't think so."

"This statue isn't going to be the start of some strange
pug collection obsession is it? I will turn you in if you
start collecting pug statues, and placing them all
over my condo. Do you hear me? I will turn
you in! Go make me some sprinkly
delicious Christmas cookies."

"Hey, can we go see the Nutcracker
at the Paris Hotel and Casino? If they deny me
at the door, we'll just head over to Chippendales.
I know they will let me in. In fact, I think I may
have a Holiday coupon for the strip show there."

Daisy and I hope you are having a great week!

It's The Funnest Time Of The Year

2010-12-20T17:28:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I can't believe this weekend is Christmas!
We finally got our tree over the weekend. The tree looks
great, and is being propped up once again by tupperware.
This is our second tree in a row that has tilted dramatically
to one side after we brought it home. It's strange,
but Daisy and I love the tree just how it is!

"I don't really notice a tilt. But, the water I
just drank from under the tree tastes funny."

"Hey, do you think you can take me by Petco later?
I think they might be having a sale on bones,
and Christmas toys."

I also purchased a new camera over the weekend, after mine
recently took a poo. It's a Canon Powershot SX 210. I really
like it so far. It has a lot more features than my old one,
so it may take me a while to figure it out.

Just look at what I was able to do with Daisy using the
fisheye lens!

"Do I look amused to you? Stop trying to make me look fat.
Not coolsies. What kind of treats are we baking this week?"

Hehe. Has everyone finished their shopping?
What are you up to these last few days before Christmas?

Poo Giveaway Winner!

2010-12-19T23:23:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I used Random.org to generate our
poo and gift box giveaway winner.

And the winner is: Kitty + Coco!

Congratulations! Be sure to e-mail us your address,
and we will send the poo, and the gift box to you
right away.

Take My Picture Before Santa Blinks!

2010-12-17T23:24:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

It's me Daisy. The other day, I went to see Santa!
I waited in line for over two hours to get my sexy photo
taken with Santa. I didn't really mind the wait, because I
made a lot of friends waiting in line. Human friends that is.
I tried to make friends with another small beefy dog,
but he tried to bite me in the face wrinkle, so I
was like whatever. I also saw another pug
in line. I didn't get to play with him
because he was in a stroller, and
refused to get out of it.

Here is what happened on my Santa journey.

"We're almost halfway through the line! Did you see that
other pug down there in the stroller? How come you haven't
purchased one of those for me yet? Hey, how do you
think my farts would air out sitting in one
of those?"

"I'm over waiting in this line. I'm going to take
measures into my own paws. Wait here."

"Hello ladies. How are we doing tonight? My name is Daisy.
I like deep tissue massages, gourmet chicken treats with
intense bursts of flavor in them, and purple poo bags
that smell like grape. Would you mind if I join
you up here?"

"Pssst. I'm at the front of the line! Don't worry about
how I got here, just hurry up before the manager notices!"

"Oh Geeez. I don't know which is worse, you embarrassing me,
or the fact that I just felt an intense fart vibration
under Mrs. Claus."

"Ok, listen close. I want a pony that can speak Spanish,
a pair of boots that light up when I walk, a cashmere blanket,
a 42 inch flat screen TV, a sexy man pug, and a lifetime
of purpley poo bags that smell like grape."

Happy Holidays!
It's one week until Christmas!

A Giveaway Of Poo-Tastic Proportions

2010-12-15T23:56:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I are giving away something fun.
Something artful. Something that looks like poo.
I made these poo ceramic sculptures a few weeks ago,
and I am giving a set of three away for you to use
as you please.

Perhaps you would like to give these away as a late
Holiday prank to someone that stiffed you in the gift
department this year. Or maybe, you want to put them up
by your fireplace.

"Are you completely out of your mind?
I told you that I wanted these fake poo sculptures
for myself. You better make me another set that
looks like my real poo, or I will tell Santa
to shave one of your eyebrows off while
you sleep."

"Sleepy Sleepy. Don't look at my crazy eye when
I am talking to you! I think you would look
great with one eyebrow by the way."

All you have to do is leave a comment on this post,
and we will draw the name on Saturday. Daisy and I will
also be sending the winner the hand made gift box
that you see with the fake poo in the
photo above. We can't wait!

Tomorrow, we will be showing you what happened when
we went to see Santa. We hope you are having a great week!

Let's Talk Sexy Pug Ornaments

2010-12-13T23:16:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

Daisy and I are finally back on the blog!
We were able to find a way to upload my photos,
although the photos seem bigger than usual,
just in time before the important
Holiday stuff rolls around.

For instance, tomorrow I will be attempting to squeeze
Daisy into Penny's old Holiday sweater to see if it
fits before we take photos with Santa on Wednesday.

"On the sixth day before Christmas, my trained human mama
gave to me, a miniature little pony, a Dyson suction vacuum,
37 bags of graham cracker cookies, 18 deep tissue massages,
3 puppuccino's from Starbucks, 8 sculpted pieces of what
my actual poo looks like, and some boots that
light up when I walk."

"Hello...were you listening? I'm going to sing that
song to Santa on Wednesday. I want him to know that
what he's up against. The pressure is on Santa."

As I was putting Daisy's potential Holiday outfit together,
I found myself wondering, what happens if a sexy pug
should get butt leakage on Santa's shiny red suit
just before the Christmas photos are taken?
Does Santa just continue taking pictures,
and smell all day from the butt mess?
Or, does he have a backup suit he
can change into? These things
keep me up at night.

Anyway, what I really want to share with you,
is this pug ornament I found last week. I was over
at JCPenny's browsing the panties, I'm kidding I
was there with my mom doing a little Holiday
shopping. Or was I....Anyway, I spotted
this ornament!

"He's definitely not as sexy as me.
Is he edible? Does he have a
whipped cream center?"

My pug ornament collection is tiny.
So tiny in fact, this is my second pug Holiday
item. When I spotted him, I knew I had to have him.
He was originally priced at $14.00, but then I
noticed he had a piece missing from his ear.
You can hardly notice the chip, but
I smelled a discount.

This was the last pug ornament they had at the store,
and I wasn't leaving without him. I brought it to the
register to see how low the sales woman would go.
we ended up settling on .99! Success! I think I
can patch his ear up, but either way, he was
the cheapest, bestess ornament I have
found to date.

Which Holiday ornament or decoration do you
love the most in your collection?

My Laptop Crashed, And Then I Was Slightly Electrocuted

2010-12-10T21:58:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

What are you up to for the weekend?
I was all set to upload a sexy blog today,
and then my laptop crashed. I took it to the Apple store,
and I think they may be able to fix it. The bad news is
I am without an updated computer, and I cannot upload
photos until I get my computer back. I feel violated.
Daisy is not pleased either. She hates not being
able to look at sexy photos of herself.
I will get my post up in a few days,
even if it means going to the
library to do it.

Daisy and I hope you have a great weekend!
P.S. If you see Santa, tell him I would like a laptop,
and a camera for Christmas. I don't even mind if he has
to get them from a pawn shop. I'll take it!

I Accidentally Ate Santa's Graham Cracker Cookies

2010-12-06T00:32:00.000-08:00

Hi Everyone!

What are you up to for this week?
Daisy and I have been getting ready for Christmas.
Our condo looks like the Holiday department at Macy's.
Sometimes, we just can't help ourselves.

"Holy soy balls, what did you do to my living room?
It looks like a department store in here! By any chance
did you set up a dog toy section in our new department store
living room?"

"Let's talk about that Christmas list I gave you.
I specifically requested 35 graham cracker style cookies
on that list. Did you buy them yet? Mmm I could really
go for some cookies right about now."

"Cookies now! Bring them to me quickly, or I
might go into a spasm! I swear I will body slam
this giant Santa to the ground, if you do not
bring me my snacks."

I have a little Holiday diva on my hands, and she is
very serious about Christmas. I'll do my best to make her
sexy pug Christmas come true.

I also took Daisy over to Red Rock a few days ago for
the first time. We were expecting to see some major snow
up there, but it hasn't been cold enough.

It was still pretty chilly and windy out when we took a ride
over there. Daisy refused to get out of the heated car for
most of the photos. When I was able to coax her
out of the car, she gave me major attitude.

"The next time you want to take a photo of me,
it might be a good idea to have a better camera handy.
Your camera is taking a poo, and the lens is not bringing out my
sexy."

"I know I said I would get out of the car for a photo,
but, I had my paws crossed when I said that, so...
I lied."

"Have fun going out into the cold.
Put my Michael Jackson CD on. I want to listen to
him while I wait for you. Track 3 now!"

"I think I may have let a little fart slip out.
Crack a window on your way out."

Daisy and I have been way behind on commenting on
your blogs, but we have been reading them! We will be over
to your pages as soon as we get a little more free time.

We hope you have a sexy Monday!