He Only Eats Sandwiches That Look Like They Were Grilled On The Sun

Hi Everyone!
It's meeeeee Bruce!

"Does my face look puffy to you?"

"If you look closely, you can see an outline 

of a burrito in my beard."

"I'm getting off topic today. 

I think my face is extra puffy because 

I am getting a blood sugar low."

"Can anybody hear me? I'm getting a blood sugar low!"

"This is serious. I could be diabetical or something."

"Okay, I lied. I pretended to have a blood sugar low, 

but I am pretty hungry. I can't even remember 

the last time I ate. I think it was 10 minutes ago, 

but it could have been longer."

"I need a grilled cheese sandwich.

I need it now before I pass out from hunger!"

"Crunchy grilled cheese sandwich now! Make sure the bread 

is grilled to a slightly golden hue. I only eat bread that looks 

like it came from the sun."

"Is that a Twinkie floating in the water?"

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