He Sat Quietly In The Forest Thinking About Burritos

Hi Everyone!

What do you have planned for the week?

It's only Tuesday, but Bruce has already mapped out 

a rigorous schedule of sleeping, eating, hiking and 

pondering just how sexy he really is. 

"I plan on spending a lot of time pondering my sexy this week. 

In fact, I was just out pondering my sexiness the other day.

While I was pondering, I lost my train of thought. I think I 

lost my thought because I was concentrating on my sexy 

too hard. Has that ever happened to you before? 

I think I popped a vein in my pug head while I was 

concentrating. It was intense. I think I need a 

really large burrito after that experience."

"Veggie burrito now!

If you don't give me the burrito, I might pop another 

vein in my head!"

"Ooh a squirrel."

We hope you have a great Tuesday!