Friday, April 27, 2012

He Chews Toilet Paper Like An Angel But Lets It Rip From The Rear Like A Gorilla Wearing Work Boots

Bruce found a small piece of toilet paper the other day, 
and he devoured it like it was the most delicious thing he had 
ever tasted. This is the photo story of that moment. 
Rest in pieces toilet paper.













We hope you have a great weekend!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

I Caught Him Wearing A Tiny Red Speedo Doing Butt Lunges In The Living Room


Hi Everyone!
It's meeee Bruce. I am taking over the computer 
today because I want to say something to you.
Watch the clip below.  


video



What do you think I was saying in this video?
My mom thinks I was barking about cheese balls 
and sexy ladies.

I was just barking because I wanted to say hello to 
all my friends, and also because I am looking for a girlfriend. 
I think the best way to find a girlfriend is to go on the web 
and upload sexy videos of yourself. 

Thanks for watching my video! I feel like a movie star.
I think I'm going to start doing butt squats and wearing gel 
in my fur if my mom is going start putting videos 
of me on the Internet. 

I love you. 
-Bruce

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

They Met A Frog In The Forest Who Was Sitting On A Lilypad With Chip Crumbs On His Face

Hi Everyone!

I told you I would post the second part of our
hiking adventure from last weekend,
so here it is!

                      


















Monday, April 23, 2012

The Forest Was Furry Green And It Made Them Want A Cheeseburger Real Bad

Hi Everyone!

How was your weekend?
Bruce, Daisy and I explored a new hiking trail on Saturday.
I took a ridiculous amount of photos, so I am going to
have to break this post up into two segments.





























We hope you have a great Monday!

Friday, April 20, 2012

They Jog In Tight Neon Leggings With ChapStick and Cheese Puffs In Their Back Pockets

Hi Everyone!

Do you have any plans for this weekend?
We'll probably go out and explore a bit of Seattle.
Bruce and Daisy love to mingle and explore.

"Get a pen and paper and write this down. We need you to
put some ChapStick in our weekend bag, four straws, twelve
scratch and sniff stickers, two pairs of neon leggings, exactly
thirteen cheese puff snack packs and three baggies full of Jell-O."


"Don't ask what the Jell-O is for.
Daisy made me promise not to tell you.
Did you pack the ChapStick? My lips need moisture!"


"Ok, let's go! And don't forget the Jell-O!"


We hope you have a great weekend!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Mirror Mirror On The Wall We're Going To Have To Buy Fake Flowers After All



Hi Everyone!

How is your week going so far?

Our week has been going pretty well except for the fact
that Bruce and Daisy's allergies have been in full swing lately.
Bruce's allergies are a lot worse than Daisy's. Daisy has just a bit
of sneezing, but Bruce has ear pain, sneezing, itching, redness
of the skin and he is very lethargic when his allergies flare up.
His symptoms have been so bad over the past few days, I had
to take him to the vet yesterday. The doctor gave us some
medicine for his ears, sneezing and itching. I'm hopeful
they will help with most of his symptoms. Do any of
your furry children have allergies? It's always a
journey trying to find that perfect combo of
meds that seem to really help.

"Is that flower organic? I told you the last time
it must be organic, and it must smell like beef jerky."


"It doesn't smell like beef jerky. Get it away
from my sexy man face."


"It smells purpley and fake."


"I kind of like it! I don't know what
Bruce is talking about."


"Can we get more of these at Costco?"


Have a great Wednesday!