He Made Himself Comfortable By Cozying Up To A Giant Fluffy Pillow And A Pay Per View Movie

"Oh, hello. I didn't even know you were there."

"While you were in the other room, I jumped in the bed 

and made my wiener right at home."

"I also changed the channel and ordered 

a movie on Pay Per View."

"Do you want to cuddle with me and watch the movie?"

"Before we cuddle, I have to tell you a secret."

"I farted on your pillow."

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