Her Appetite For Birthday Snacks Is More Powerful Than A Volcanic Avalanche

Hi Everyone!

It's meeee Daisy!
Guess what today is?
It's my moms birthday! Bruce and I love
birthdays, even if it's not our own because we
always get extra snacks.

"Geez, how long does a sexy pug have
to wait to get a snack around here?"


"In all seriousness though, 27 years ago my mom was
vajajayed out into this world, and... well yeah that's about it.
Who's cutting the cake? It's party time!"


"It's meee Bruce. Can you believe how crazy Daisy is about
parties? She's like the first one to arrive, and the last one
to leave. Someone call the party police."


"No really, she's going to eat my snacks.
Someone call the police!"




"More snacks now!"


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